Odin*
Well-Known Member
@Afgan King I do my best to replicate nature. Earthquakes? Pick up a cup/bucket and shake 'em, or use a forklift. Subzero? I grow in a large freezer, -20F for the last too weeks. Desert dry/heat? Don't water for two weeks, turn the dehu down to "0", and shut the AC off, lights turned up to "HO". Tsunami? Dump a 1,000 gallon tank... on each plant. Bear scratching against a tree trunk? Rub my balls all over them. Dog marking territory? I've got a big dog, we compete for dominant domain. Tornado? I lower an industrial trimmer over them... mid bloom.
"For seriouslies, bro".
Chill tunes, good vibes...
"For seriouslies, bro".
Chill tunes, good vibes...