The watering hole
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Sassafras¥
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Go get er done. More power to you.. lol
Sassafras¥
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Anyone know any good jokes?
Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.
A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He asks for some rum. The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"
Some lame ones I found in the net. Lol
Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.
A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He asks for some rum. The bartender says, "Yes, but sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"
Some lame ones I found in the net. Lol
buzzardbreath
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Sassafras¥
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Blue Wizard
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You're damn right.
StonedFarmer
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Reported
Sassafras¥
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Back at it again huh? Good 4 you.. lol.
smokentoken
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StonedFarmer
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Cry more princess
Sassafras¥
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You'd know... Looks like your doc
he's missing this
probably why he's drinking, can't get his meds...
he's missing this
probably why he's drinking, can't get his meds...
tangerinegreen555
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Sassafras¥
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Haha.. you wish.. who was doing the crying lastnight?? It's funny when drug addicts like me get flack from other drug addicts.. hahaha..
Wtfe.
Wtfe.
Sassafras¥
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Peace and love to you my friend.
buzzardbreath
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good ole Cronkite belongs in the Old farts thread
StonedFarmer
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The alcohol must have really distorted what happpened.
Would you like the name of my vet?
Hes very gentle
Sassafras¥
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Well, it must have.. I find that odd being I've yet to have a drink in 2 weeks. Can you say the same? It's all good though, I don't give anyone grief for their addictions. One being because I know how it is. Well, knew how it was. 8 years clean here. Proud of it to.
abe supercro
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Ahh who's countin'...
Sassafras¥
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Me.. lol don't want to make that another habit.. hell I have enough already.. smoking chronic, drinking way to much coffee, smoking cigs. Already beat chronic masterbation. J/k still working on that...
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