Tropical Storm Hermine..

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.Pinworm.

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curious2garden said:
I shouldn't ask this! I KNOW I shouldn't ask, what is a pull and tuck? NO I can not google that. I'm afraid, very afraid
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Two-Finger Method for Beginners. When you're first learning to pee standing up, you want to make the process as easy on yourself as possible. You'll get better with practice but for now follow this introductory method to practice at home.
  • Wash your hands. Wash your hands thoroughly with warm, soapy water and dry them.
  • Remove everything from the waist down. As a newbie, you're likely to create a bit of a mess. To prevent urine from getting on your pants, skirt, underwear or shoes, simply take them off. If you have a top that hangs down low, you may want to remove that as well.
  • Position yourself in front of the toilet or in the shower stall. Stand with your feet about 2 feet (0.6 m) apart. Use the fingers of both hands to pull the labia apart as best as you can. Place your fingers slightly in front of the urethra. Pull your fingers up and forward just a little while exerting equal pressure on both sides.
  • Start the stream. Rotate your hips to slightly control the direction of the stream. Push hard at the beginning of your flow and then again to end the stream. This will cut down on "dribbles" .
  • Wipe yourself and mop up any mess around the toilet area or rinse down the shower. Be sure to wash your hands again.
    • Do not be discouraged if you peed down one leg or sprayed all over the place--that's absolutely common for beginners. The key is to practice a lot; if you do, you'll definitely see improvement.
    • Experiment a bit with posture. You may find it helpful to bend your knees a bit or arch your back. What works for one woman may not work for you so try a few different positions.
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One-handed Method for More Experienced Women.
  • Wash your hands.
  • Move clothing out of the way. Slide your skirt off or pull your underpants and pants all the way down.
  • Be ready with toilet paper or a wipe in one hand. Use this to clean up if the urine goes somewhere you don't want it to.
  • With your other hand, make a “V” with the first and second finger and spread the inside of the inner lips, pulling upward. You need to spread the inner labia so your urine will come forward in a stream and not run down your leg. By adjusting how much you pull upwards, as well as the position of your hips, you can control where the stream goes (although it'll take a bit of practice).
  • Wipe yourself and mop up any mess around the toilet area if you're at home. Be sure to wash your hands again.
    • Once you've had plenty of practice and are confident that your can direct your urine stream, you can use the one-handed method and keep your clothes mostly in place. You can pull your pants down a little, but if they have a long zipper, you may be able to open the zipper all the way and leave the pants in place. Lift your skirt with your free hand. Use the hand that makes the "V" to slide aside your underwear at the crotch.
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She told me she was busy trying to finish her dinner at Del Taco, and also to fuck off, so here are some diagrams.

Hope this helps.
 
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