Posts from the toilet

[Hookabelly]

these 2000-year old hygiene sticks (basically a stick wrapped in cloth used to wipe one’s ass) had traces of preserved feces on them which contained eggs from four types of parasitic worms: roundworm, whipworm, tapeworm and Chinese liver fluke.

NO @.Pinworm. tho?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

A little late I know, but is your ball shelf your chin or your asscrack?

Oh, that's my chin.

 

[a senile fungus]

CAFÉ DOES THE JOB.

I SALUTE YOU, ESPRESSO MAKER.

 

[BarnBuster]

CAFÉ DOES THE JOB.

I SALUTE YOU, ESPRESSO MAKER.

wow no kidding this am. been eating a lot of cheese and meat, not my usually high fibre diet and things got a little clogged up. but, not to worry, it all came out in the end. i was so proud when i flushed, (sorry, no pics)

 

[BarnBuster]

dammit, wrong thread again

 

[qwizoking]

soooooo....


i found out i can.fill a 750ml liquor bottle with a wake up piss

 

[srh88]

@Gary Goodson

 

[UncleBuck]

i am rapidly becoming less full of shit.

 

[dangledo]

Mangos?

 

[Gary Goodson]

i am rapidly becoming less full of shit.

Great! You're freeing up room for more semen!

 

[Drowning-Man]

Why do Iron supplements make yer poop green?

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[curious2garden]

Why do Iron supplements make yer poop green?

Heme

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Currently: pooping.

I always smoke a big load right before I poop.

Psychedelic fudge dragons.

 

[curious2garden]

Currently: pooping.

I always smoke a big load right before I poop.

Psychedelic fudge dragons.

I gave my friend an ounce of etoh edible I take by the .25 cc (and I have a shitload of tolerance), for Wasteland Weekend. She drank 15 CC and texted me they slipped her acid. She was incoherent for an entire weekend and still has not replied to my texts! LOL thank god she had a rescue team but I may have lost a friend. The point of this was the one text after that was to tell me she pooped and was beginning to feel better LOL

 

[Al Yamoni]

Currently: pooping.

I always smoke a big load right before I poop.

Psychedelic fudge dragons.

Holy hell. Now there is coffee all over my desk and screen!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I gave my friend an ounce of etoh edible I take by the .25 cc (and I have a shitload of tolerance), for Wasteland Weekend. She drank 15 CC and texted me they slipped her acid. She was incoherent for an entire weekend and still has not replied to my texts! LOL thank god she had a rescue team but I may have lost a friend. The point of this was the one text after that was to tell me she pooped and was beginning to feel better LOL

I gave my friend a BHO smoothie I made. Apparently my tolerance is ridiculous. Dude could not walk, speak or even stand really for 2 straight days. Thought I gave him something else.

He almost went to the ER at one point.

He since told everyone we know and now people are afraid to eat my edibles. :/

Edit: for the record he drank about 2/3 of it. I drank all of mine and did a 7 mile hike the next morning.

Rookies. Pshhhh.

 

[curious2garden]

I gave my friend a BHO smoothie I made. Apparently my tolerance is ridiculous. Dude could not walk, speak or even stand really for 2 straight days. Thought I gave him something else.

He almost went to the ER at one point.

He since told everyone we know and now people are afraid to eat my edibles. :/

Edit: for the record he drank about 2/3 of it. I drank all of mine and did a 7 mile hike the next morning.

Rookies. Pshhhh.

LOL (Note to self: Never drink a Bob Zmuda smoothie), somehow I get the feeling your tolerance, much like your fish skills, make mine look tame.

 

[Al Yamoni]

I gave my friend a BHO smoothie I made. Apparently my tolerance is ridiculous. Dude could not walk, speak or even stand really for 2 straight days. Thought I gave him something else.

He almost went to the ER at one point.

He since told everyone we know and now people are afraid to eat my edibles. :/

Edit: for the record he drank about 2/3 of it. I drank all of mine and did a 7 mile hike the next morning.

Rookies. Pshhhh.

I'll take one!

 

[Al Yamoni]

I mixed up two grams of goji og bubble hash in with a tablespoon of coconut oil on the stove and downed it last week in the early afternoon..

Went to mow the lawn and forgot that i had taken it... That was funny... But hey, I had a blast. It wore off by bedtime.