Angelina divorces Brad because he smokes too much weed.

curious2garden

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Lol
You know when your in bed with a chick and all of a sudden she says "when I get pregnant"?
Or we would make the cutest babies...

That's when you know you have a keeper .... Or something


I found my kinda keeper (ex wife) when she carved my name into her hand then tatted over it.first week we were dating

Me and @StonedFarmer like bitches cray
LoL once upon a time I was yur kinda gurl ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!
 

StonedFarmer

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Lol
You know when your in bed with a chick and all of a sudden she says "when I get pregnant"?
Or we would make the cutest babies...

That's when you know you have a keeper .... Or something


I found my kinda keeper (ex wife) when she carved my name into her hand then tatted over it.first week we were dating

Me and @StonedFarmer like bitches cray
My vitch cut my namr in her arm one time.

If i find the pic in question ill text u.

Gotya check 3 phones

Its in a text aomewhere
 

qwizoking

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Ah yes, sadly my c2g .. We may have to wait till our next life






my ex used a razorblade to cut a heart between the thumb and index. Realized it was too thin and used a thumbtack to quickly scrape my name back and forth until she broke skin above that..
Its still there... Still pretty sexy too
 

Illinois Enema Bandit

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Ah yes, sadly my c2g .. We may have to wait till our next life






my ex used a razorblade to cut a heart between the thumb and index. Realized it was too thin and used a thumbtack to quickly scrape my name back and forth until she broke skin above that..
Its still there... Still pretty sexy too
now if u could just find 6 or 7 more with her dedication you'd be all set with a little harem :hump:

when I was in school a girl let me tat a tiger inside her thigh using indie inks & some thread wrapped around a sewing needle,thing looked like an infected circus freak animal when I finished,I can't draw worth a fuk
 

Singlemalt

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I was 18 and dating this cute but nutz gal, she was 17 and had an insane aggro family. Mom and Dad who constantly fought and when not fighting they turned on her; and she had a 25 yr old sister, meaner than her folks. Valentines day '68 I give her a pendant necklace, she goos and ooos and sez "I'm going to put pictures of our kids in this". My intestines turned to ice
 
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