The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

WOW, U SPEAK 4 EVERYONE IN THE UK GROWERS THREAD, ,"i'll condence wot I was going to say into an easily digestable way" HOW PRESUMPTUOUS & ARROGANT OF YOU" AND PLEASE DO EXPLAIN WHY ITS CALLED "A GROWERS THREAD" WHEN ITS FULL OF ASS BANDITS WHO WANT THEIR COCKS SUCKED OFF WHILST THEIR STILL COVERED IN SHIT", BELONGS IN A THREAD ENTITALED " THE UK GROWERS THREAD"??, why not just have a sub forum entitaled " "THE UK BALLS, BOLLOX & TESTICLES BANTER THREAD" ?, That way ppl who wan't to actualy Learn something about growing in the UK, don't have to wade through loads of bollox to get to any posts about actual growing?

So the thread doesn't conform to what you think it should be, yet you call me arrogant and presumptuous?



How about you fuck off until you can speak English properly.

And without shouting.

 

[Bunduki]

I'd say 4 maximum.

Not too much work to SCROG, you won't be waiting forever till they fill the screens and the screen space per plant will be enough for it to actually work.


Top tip: Don't use a screen with big holes and make sure it's pulled as tight as possible.

If the screen has big holes the plants will be floppy and you won't get an even canopy.
If the screen isn't pulled tight enough the strength of the plants growing will just push it up also fucking up the canopy.

PVC/Vinyl covered fencing mesh is the best stuff to use.
The stiffer the better.

Basically, though a 400w is a little low for a tent that size, a 1000w would be perfect, my 600w is ok but I'm not using the full tent since I need to work with it closed (flat on main road). 4x Sugar Black Rose in a 424 nft tray with the scrog net takes up about half the tent, then 2 Stardawg in the corner in a dwc bucket.

I'm using pvp climbing plant mesh, pretty much the same as the fencing. It's hard to get it taut with just the tent as bracing I'm finding, if you're good at DIY it'd be pretty easy to make a standing frame. If you're too lazy/ham-fisted to do that, tie weights or run line under your pots/tank so you can tie the screen down if it starts to bend up

 

[theslipperbandit]

Not a hipster type or scruffy neck beard?

Nah man I wanna do the curled tash n all (really pissed off the gf lol)

 

[Antgotaclue]

Basically, though a 400w is a little low for a tent that size, a 1000w would be perfect, my 600w is ok but I'm not using the full tent since I need to work with it closed (flat on main road). 4x Sugar Black Rose in a 424 nft tray with the scrog net takes up about half the tent, then 2 Stardawg in the corner in a dwc bucket.

I'm using pvp climbing plant mesh, pretty much the same as the fencing. It's hard to get it taut with just the tent as bracing I'm finding, if you're good at DIY it'd be pretty easy to make a standing frame. If you're too lazy/ham-fisted to do that, tie weights or run line under your pots/tank so you can tie the screen down if it starts to bend up

It's not that big.of a tent heres a pic of it up

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Nah man I wanna do the curled tash n all (really pissed off the gf lol)

Yeah that's the hipster look to a T, cunt's got his denim shirt buttoned to the top too.





A decent tash should stand on it's own imo, beards are one thing but a good tash is something else.

I admire a man with a decent styled tash, a tash is a lot more individual than a beard.

Every cunt and his dog are rocking beards these days, mostly boring lads trying to make up for their lack of personality.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Yeah that's the hipster look to a T, cunt's got his denim shirt buttoned to the top too.





A decent tash should stand on it's own imo, beards are one thing but a good tash is something else.

I admire a man with a decent styled tash, a tash is a lot more individual than a beard.

Every cunt and his dog are rocking beards these days, mostly boring lads trying to make up for their lack of personality.

 

[theslipperbandit]

2 high to teply

 

[The Yorkshireman]

2 high to reply

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[The Yorkshireman]

Basically, though a 400w is a little low for a tent that size, a 1000w would be perfect, my 600w is ok but I'm not using the full tent since I need to work with it closed

So after your bullshit last time you're gonna come in here and try to tell me what's what, despite me straight pwning you and us all knowing you're a noob on your first grow who can't grasp the basics?

 

[zeddd]

1. Getting sick of waiting gonna flip this week by the looks of it View attachment 3815830

Don't flip em yet mate

 

[zeddd]

Jesus christ man get off this thread ur in over ur head it'd always be less agressive in the noobs section and by no offence but you should go learn the basics n what not then maybe we'll talk to u

I won't with that wrong avvi

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I won't with that wrong avvi

Yours is about as wrong as gets to be fair Zeddd. lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

2 high to teply

Getting a bit daft on the Xanax then dude?

Or do you ration yourself?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Steak on.

30 day dry aged on the bone sirloin.

Aldi for the win.

 

[zeddd]

Yours is about as wrong as gets to be fair Zeddd. lol

Yes next week it will be some psychedelic art and I will be very kind for a few days, then back to the dope n whisky and this fukked up place lol

 

[oscaroscar]

I've only had a few xanax and they knock me the fuck out. A whole one and I'm asleep in half an hour. I don't know how you manage to get dressed let alone function at a reasonable level with the amount you do.

 

[oscaroscar]

Have that as your avvi lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Have that as your avvi lolView attachment 3815923

Cunt, those chunks nearly put me off my beef!


Only for about 2 seconds mind.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

then back to the dope n whisky and this fukked up place lol

You love it.

 

[zeddd]

Saved my sanity many times, threatened it a few