Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

[Olive Drab Green]

"Don't turn this rape into a murder."

 

[Growan]

I am operating under the assumption that most are retreaded retards. Any actual noob will be tested the same, and the survivors will be recognized as potential site assets.

I guess that's a just approach. Like with witches. They gotta get that fair trial right?

 

[Growan]

that really hurts my feelings you unoriginal sesame street ass oscar the grouch living in a trash can mother fucker

It's funny, yesterday I was trying to find new insults by adding the words "assed" and "motherfucker" to innocuous sentences.

Things like:

"You Lego playing assed kid getting under my hooves mother fucker!"

It's a pretty adaptable method of insult. I can't wait til i can get it to flow without effort.

My missus can't wait for me to get bored of it and start treating the kids like humans again....

 

[r.i.kid]

"Excuse me are you from Tennessee?...
Well you're the only ten I see!"

I'm from R.I. no one's from Tennessee. Plus I'm able to get laid...80% of the time, it works every time.

 

[congo5150]

"Excuse me are you from Tennessee?...
Well you're the only ten I see!"

I'm from R.I. no one's from Tennessee. Plus I'm able to get laid...80% of the time, it works every time.

 

[Hookabelly]

I guess that's a just approach. Like with witches. They gotta get that fair trial right?

 

[tyler.durden]

'I think my dick died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?'

 

[Singlemalt]

It's funny, yesterday I was trying to find new insults by adding the words "assed" and "motherfucker" to innocuous sentences.

Things like:

"You Lego playing assed kid getting under my hooves mother fucker!"

It's a pretty adaptable method of insult. I can't wait til i can get it to flow without effort.

My missus can't wait for me to get bored of it and start treating the kids like humans again....

The OP has a certain unique stylized method of turning a phrase; he was Cabbage556 a week or so ago

 

[congo5150]

'I think my dick died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?'

i like that. clever

 

[Hookabelly]

'I think my dick died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?'

much success with that one?

 

[Growan]

Sink or swim, baby.

 

[congo5150]

i would hide all of the chairs in the house just so that you can sit on my face

 

[tyler.durden]

much success with that one?

Hasn't missed yet

 

[tyler.durden]

'You're like homework, 'cause I'm not doing you, but I should be...'

 

[lokie]

i would hide all of the chairs in the house just so that you can sit on my face

 

[congo5150]

 

[jacksmuff]

I'd give you the @tyler.durden but I'd hate to be a burden so i'll just give you a squrting

 

[congo5150]

I'd give you the @tyler.durden but I'd hate to be a burden so i'll just give you a squrting

nice rhymes my man

 

[tyler.durden]

I'd give you the @tyler.durden but I'd hate to be a burden so i'll just give you a squrting

The odds of smashin', hurtin'
So I'll just pull the curtain
Before I do some jerkin'

 

[curious2garden]

Ralfee!!!!
edit: aka Cabbage556

Edit: verny
Edit: liver