Ahhh it's mainy his liver always has a soft spot for the girls
Whats your best pick-up line? post here!
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Wait, kids are human? oh shit
jacksmuff
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The cock went blast its all inside that ass @tyler.durden is never last its all about his shaft
You're gonna do the jerkin' anyway, it's inevitable, good try tho
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Trial by water. On the Internet, buoyancy failures are simply sad.
Growan
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Oh yeah. In wasn't always a goat you know.
When I first showed up here I looked like this....
Olive Drab Green
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Marijuana.
Once upon a time so did we all
Growan
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It was the marijuanas that done spoilt us
Growan
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You knows it
I will still babysit (if you dare) and get to Southern California
OMG he's gone full Yessica on us!! NEVER go full Yessica!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'm young. I'm super fit. I'm bisexual. Accept me.
Rasta Roy
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"Do you smoke weed?"
"Wanna go back to my place and smoke some weed?"
Gets laid...
Having drugs and an impressive residence to do drugs in is the best pick up line. Girls don't give a shit about what you think about their looks until after they decide they're attracted to you. Which is usually after you do some level of demonstrating you've got your shit together. Having a supply of weed to share and your own house to hangout (no roommates to cramp your couch game) is usually all the game you need man.
I've never had a problem. I mean, I'm also tall with symmetrical facial features, can cook, went to vocational school for and am a certified medical massage therapist, play all the cool instruments, and run three of my own businesses.
My wife is way hotter than me and she still had to fight through some others lol.
Your success is your best pick up line. They come to you.
"Wanna go back to my place and smoke some weed?"
Gets laid...
Having drugs and an impressive residence to do drugs in is the best pick up line. Girls don't give a shit about what you think about their looks until after they decide they're attracted to you. Which is usually after you do some level of demonstrating you've got your shit together. Having a supply of weed to share and your own house to hangout (no roommates to cramp your couch game) is usually all the game you need man.
I've never had a problem. I mean, I'm also tall with symmetrical facial features, can cook, went to vocational school for and am a certified medical massage therapist, play all the cool instruments, and run three of my own businesses.
My wife is way hotter than me and she still had to fight through some others lol.
Your success is your best pick up line. They come to you.
Let's see your yoga pants
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
What are all the cool instruments?
Have you pee'd in them yet?
Singlemalt
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Yoga lederhosen
Hey Cn did you ever see your Dad in Lederhosen pics as a youngster?