Ahhh it's mainy his liver always has a soft spot for the girlsthat really hurts my feelings you unoriginal sesame street ass oscar the grouch living in a trash can mother fucker
Ahhh it's mainy his liver always has a soft spot for the girlsthat really hurts my feelings you unoriginal sesame street ass oscar the grouch living in a trash can mother fucker
Wait, kids are human? oh shitIt's funny, yesterday I was trying to find new insults by adding the words "assed" and "motherfucker" to innocuous sentences.
Things like:
"You Lego playing assed kid getting under my hooves mother fucker!"
It's a pretty adaptable method of insult. I can't wait til i can get it to flow without effort.
My missus can't wait for me to get bored of it and start treating the kids like humans again....
The cock went blast its all inside that ass @tyler.durden is never last its all about his shaftThe odds of smashin' is hurtin'
So I'll just pull the curtain
Before I do some jerkin'
You're gonna do the jerkin' anyway, it's inevitable, good try thoThe odds of smashin', hurtin'
So I'll just pull the curtain
Before I do some jerkin'
Trial by water. On the Internet, buoyancy failures are simply sad.I guess that's a just approach. Like with witches. They gotta get that fair trial right?
Marijuana.Oh yeah. In wasn't always a goat you know.
When I first showed up here I looked like this....
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Once upon a time so did we allOh yeah. In wasn't always a goat you know.
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It was the marijuanas that done spoilt usOnce upon a time so did we all
You knows itMarijuana.
I will still babysit (if you dare) and get to Southern CaliforniaIt was the marijuanas that done spoilt us
OMG he's gone full Yessica on us!! NEVER go full Yessica!Is that a thing... It really exists? I want to join!
Maniacal succubus big forum daddy, why do the kidz at skool refer to you as, A Flaccid Nazi Putz?
I'm young. I'm super fit. I'm bisexual. Accept me.OMG he's gone full Yessica on us!! NEVER go full Yessica!
Let's see your yoga pantsI'm young. I'm super fit. I'm bisexual. Accept me.
Let's see your yoga pants
What are all the cool instruments?"Do you smoke weed?"
"Wanna go back to my place and smoke some weed?"
Gets laid...
Having drugs and an impressive residence to do drugs in is the best pick up line. Girls don't give a shit about what you think about their looks until after they decide they're attracted to you. Which is usually after you do some level of demonstrating you've got your shit together. Having a supply of weed to share and your own house to hangout (no roommates to cramp your couch game) is usually all the game you need man.
I've never had a problem. I mean, I'm also tall with symmetrical facial features, can cook, went to vocational school for and am a certified medical massage therapist, play all the cool instruments, and run three of my own businesses.
My wife is way hotter than me and she still had to fight through some others lol.
Your success is your best pick up line. They come to you.
Have you pee'd in them yet?
Yoga lederhosenWhat are all the cool instruments?