Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

[abalonehx]

" I like trees, want my wood?"

 

[Bob Zmuda]

so erect and a hard wood... what? im talking about a tree

You're a fucking idiot.

 

[congo5150]

You're a fucking idiot.

shut the front door mother sucker jive turkey thanksgiving dinner ass little bitch

 

[srh88]

shut the front door mother sucker jive turkey thanksgiving dinner ass little bitch

 

[abalonehx]

I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

 

[abalonehx]

...like a 1964 Fender Deluxe Reverb with original speakers in mint condition.

 

[congo5150]

I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

implying that youve had the pleasure to fuck a nympho which is like a subliminal, stealth, CIA, james bond type of line.

these mythical creatures called "nymphos" exist in this dimension though rite?

 

[Hookabelly]

implying that youve had the pleasure to fuck a nympho which is like a subliminal, stealth, CIA, james bond type of line.

these mythical creatures called "nymphos" exist in this dimension though rite?

Look mainydanksta, you're really bad at this. subliminal? LOL look up the meaning

 

[lokie]

 

[Hookabelly]

@srh88 why does this kid look familiar? who is it?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

implying that youve had the pleasure to fuck a nympho which is like a subliminal, stealth, CIA, james bond type of line.

these mythical creatures called "nymphos" exist in this dimension though rite?

 

[srh88]

@srh88 why does this kid look familiar? who is it?

lol no idea

 

[congo5150]

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bill muthafuckin nye. that guy is a G

 

[Hookabelly]

lol no idea

My first thought was Evil Kenevil but then he's too young.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

@srh88 why does this kid look familiar? who is it?

Kid looks like he's seen some shit in his 8 years of life.

 

[Hookabelly]

 

[srh88]

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[Hookabelly]

wait, more like:

@congo5150

 

[Hookabelly]

I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

is this a pick up line or like some sort of bragging rite?

 

[ThaiBaby1]

I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

you don't get out enough! lol