Pile of curing weed

[BobCajun]

I was just being bombastic to make the thread more interesting. Youknow

I kind of have a motto..."if it's brown, turn it down"....having said that...I have smoked some RANK brown nugs that smoke like leaves from the yard and will give you one hell of a headache.....and I have smoked some brown nugs that will leave you in a coma for the next 5 hours( in a good way) LOL....I will say this about the pic's you have posted, I would probably disregard my own motto just so I could sample a couple of those nugs you posted because even though the color of them makes them slightly less appealing cosmetically, they could very well be some fire stuff maybe.....fire smoke is fire smoke no matter what it looks like...btw...props to OP for forming those nugs into a perfect square for the pic..A+ for presentation anyway

They're in the bottom of a clear container, which is rectangular. It's pretty good, like normal weed potency. The curing is just to get rid of the green color mostly. I like my weed to look old school. I just think brown weed looks better, bag appeal. I also like the smell the cure gives it, sort of earthy/hashy.

 

[BobCajun]

Hhhmmm what does those quotes say above there @BobCajun ....quite different than what you just told me the last time you quoted me above .....

Oh that. Must have been in a green weed bashing mood I guess. It happens.

 

[Fevs]

You can have my weed to smoke after it comes out of my vape box ...looks just like that and it's worthless just like that .....his green weed must have looked like bunk so he probably thought turning it brown would make it better .....this guys gotta be trolling seriously that's some retarded ass shit

The weed that comes out of my vape is not worthless at all. I use it again for edibles. You should try it! It's much stronger than you think as it's been decarboxylated during the vape session.

Seriously, we can make potent edibles with avb - already vaped bud, being made into butter.

Must admit here, I'm not a big fan of brown weed... Looks like it's baking material, or covering up a bud rot issue!

Each to their own, but as long as my ass point downwards I'll be team green! Not team brown

 

[greasemonkeymann]

Lol I just Google Columbian brown and that's what I found.

or better still, check what the urban dictionary has to say on it...
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[greasemonkeymann]

but as long as my ass point downwards I'll be team green! Not team brown

heh... team brown..

 

[Walterwhiter]

or better still, check what the urban dictionary has to say on it...
Top Definition

trolling
Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because it's the internet and, hey, you can.
Guy: "I just found the coolest ninja pencil in existence."
Other Guy: "I just found the most retarded thread in existence."

TROLL BAIT
a person who attracts trolls and responds to them unknowingly to their scheme; one who falls prey to the phenomenon of trolling in an irc room, forum, or internet voice chat room; a person, place, or website that trolls find a method of attack--especially naive, overly deceptible person.
Don't be troll bait or else you could find yourself kicked, devoiced, bounced, banned, or booted from a voice room, irc channel, website, or web forum by responding angrily to a troll who has shrewd skill in avoiding the radar.

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I think @Fevs might be onto something about covering up budrot lol. toast your ruined harvest and sell it as "high end brick" lmao grimy

 

[greasemonkeymann]

Oh that. Must have been in a green weed bashing mood I guess. It happens.

nothing chaps my sensitive butt-cheeks more than getting a bag of green weed...
I mean those insensitive PRICKS... who would sell green herb?
only lazy jerks, that's who, all these lazy jerk-wads, and their stupid inferior green weed.
I spit on them

 

[Indacouch]

The weed that comes out of my vape is not worthless at all. I use it again for edibles. You should try it! It's much stronger than you think as it's been decarboxylated during the vape session.

Seriously, we can make potent edibles with avb - already vaped bud, being made into butter.

Must admit here, I'm not a big fan of brown weed... Looks like it's baking material, or covering up a bud rot issue!

Each to their own, but as long as my ass point downwards I'll be team green! Not team brown

I have a friend who makes all my edibles now days and she straight kills it .....as far as keeping my caped weed for other things ...I have no need to do such things with the amount I have ......but thanks for the tip fevs good looking out

 

[jeepster1993]

A dried and cured bud and a dried only bud.
There is a difference...

 

[BobCajun]

or better still, check what the urban dictionary has to say on it...
Top Definition

trolling
Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because it's the internet and, hey, you can.
Guy: "I just found the coolest ninja pencil in existence."
Other Guy: "I just found the most retarded thread in existence."

TROLL BAIT
a person who attracts trolls and responds to them unknowingly to their scheme; one who falls prey to the phenomenon of trolling in an irc room, forum, or internet voice chat room; a person, place, or website that trolls find a method of attack--especially naive, overly deceptible person.
Don't be troll bait or else you could find yourself kicked, devoiced, bounced, banned, or booted from a voice room, irc channel, website, or web forum by responding angrily to a troll who has shrewd skill in avoiding the radar.

If you have any questions, see the flatworlders thread.

I don't make "one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander". Only on numbnuts who inspire it. I'm a little above gratuitous insults on random people just for kicks. Now you, on the other hand, yeah you qualify perfectly, SEIZE THE TROLL!!!

 

[BobCajun]

nothing chaps my sensitive butt-cheeks more than getting a bag of green weed...
I mean those insensitive PRICKS... who would sell green herb?
only lazy jerks, that's who, all these lazy jerk-wads, and their stupid inferior green weed.
I spit on them
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I hear ya brutha. My ass cheeks are also chapped from the heartless green weed mongers. I can hardly sit down. Wait a minute, maybe it was from riding that horse to Texas on the weekend.

 

[BobCajun]

A dried and cured bud and a dried only bud.
There is a difference...

I guess that looks different. Air curing will improve the product, no question, just like there's air cured and flue cured tobacco. Nothing bad about air curing, just takes longer and doesn't give it that brown look and Colombian-like smell.

 

[Lucky Luke]

I guess that looks different. Air curing will improve the product, no question, just like there's air cured and flue cured tobacco. Nothing bad about air curing, just takes longer and doesn't give it that brown look and Colombian-like smell.

You also have the age old traditional ways of curing cannabis, perhaps the best way?? Fermenting cannabis and also burying.
I have not tried fermenting but I have tried the buried.

 

[BobCajun]

You also have the age old traditional ways of curing cannabis, perhaps the best way?? Fermenting cannabis and also burying.
I have not tried fermenting but I have tried the buried.

I wouldn't bury it. Would probably mold. The method I use does involve fermentation. The 125 F part is for fermentation, but it takes several days so I just cut it short to about 1 day. The fermentation releases ammonia, which is why you sometimes get imported brickweed that smells like ammonia. Then you have to wait for all the ammonia to be driven off by the heating. Seems troublesome to me. I find that my quicker method produces satisfactory results and there's no ammonia smell.

Someone else could try longer term fermenting though if they want. It usually takes about 5 days and you would probably have to spray with water sometimes to maintain sufficient moisture to keep the fermentation going. My main goal is to get the green color out and make it smell like old school imports. It gives people the impression that it's "real weed" instead of "homegrown", though of course it IS homegrown, just doesn't have the usual characteristics thereof. Young people of today wouldn't know about old school imports but there's a lot of older weed smokers around. I also like the fact that this method also dries the product as it cures it, but inside a closed container where the smell doesn't fill the entire room or building. Hanging weed up in your home is really pretty inconvenient if you have a small home.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

I don't make "one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander". Only on numbnuts who inspire it. I'm a little above gratuitous insults on random people just for kicks. Now you, on the other hand, yeah you qualify perfectly, SEIZE THE TROLL!!!

ahh, my bad my man

Internet troll
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In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal, on-topic discussion,[3] often for the troll's amusement.

notice the bold parts, I was merely highlighting them in a blind manner, in case of it possibly being even remotely applicable...

You see.. you are "upsetting people" "with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response"

You don't even know how badly I slept last night... pondering my whole adult life's worth of curing weed into green and lovely goodness..
only to be informed by you that I've been screwing up this whole time??
I had an ache in my bung that is unrivaled in magnitude..
had to sleep on my side...

 

[BobCajun]

ahh, my bad my man
heres the definition that suits a lil better
Internet troll
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In Internet slang, a troll (/ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal, on-topic discussion,[3] often for the troll's amusement.

notice the bold parts, I was merely highlighting them in a blind manner, in case of it possibly being even remotely applicable...

Oh, so a troll is anyone who is not a Mormon? It would be a pretty boring forum if it was all "yes, indubitably". In the real world, one person will make a backhanded slight and the other person will sense it and respond as human nature dictates, which is not "thanks for sharing your opinion, good sir". Just grow the fuck up and deal with reality. If you can't take the heat, get the fuck out my kitchen. Pretty simple. I started the thread. Nobody else has to post on it or even read it. I don't care if I get any replies. Who the fuck needs ya?

 

[greasemonkeymann]

Oh, so a troll is anyone who is not a Mormon? It would be a pretty boring forum if it was all "yes, indubitably". In the real world, one person will make a backhanded slight and the other person will sense it and respond as human nature dictates, which is not "thanks for sharing your opinion, good sir". Just grow the fuck up and deal with reality. If you can't take the heat, get the fuck out my kitchen. Pretty simple. I started the thread. Nobody has to post on it or even read it.

well now that's just hurtful, I just opened up and expressed to you on my hopelessly uncomfortable bung-pain, and now you are using harsh language?!
you sir.
are a meanie.
this is a gif on the emotional trauma you are inflicting.

 

[GrandfatherRat]

I wouldn't bury it. Would probably mold. The method I use does involve fermentation. The 125 F part is for fermentation, but it takes several days so I just cut it short to about 1 day. The fermentation releases ammonia, which is why you sometimes get imported brickweed that smells like ammonia. Then you have to wait for all the ammonia to be driven off by the heating. Seems troublesome to me. I find that my quicker method produces satisfactory results and there's no ammonia smell.

Someone else could try longer term fermenting though if they want. It usually takes about 5 days and you would probably have to spray with water sometimes to maintain sufficient moisture to keep the fermentation going. My main goal is to get the green color out and make it smell like old school imports. It gives people the impression that it's "real weed" instead of "homegrown", though of course it IS homegrown, just doesn't have the usual characteristics thereof. Young people of today wouldn't know about old school imports but there's a lot of older weed smokers around. I also like the fact that this method also dries the product as it cures it, but inside a closed container where the smell doesn't fill the entire room or building. Hanging weed up in your home is really pretty inconvenient if you have a small home.

Burying does not mold the bud if it is prepared properly. In this process the bud is rolled in a corn or other plant husk, then tightly wrapped with fiber, creating a bundle called a cob. Cobs are gathered together in a larger bundle, which is buried in the ground for a year. The anaerobic fermentation type process creates the exact same type of profile your buds display-- golden brown, super potent and aromatic. The process has been used in Africa for ages. Similar types of anaerobic cure can take place in Mex brick weed when it is harvested in large piles which are left to lie in the field under a partial canopy.
By the way, I applaud your sense of adventure and experimentation. I myself like to keep my buds curing for months before I sample them, and during that time many strains do cure down to a golden brown color-- but this is a different type of cure. I think your flue cure is much closer to an anaerobic process.

 

[TheLordDab]

I really dont see why everyone is giving this guy such a hard time lol. Poor dude is posting about weed all happy and then gets shit on. I mean he was provoked and lashed out a bit but hey who doesnt do that sometimes. personally ive never had any good experiences with brown weed but i've also never dried/cured weed before in my life lol (first timer).

Basically this all boils down to whether or not u want to argue like children about whose is better or someone can ask him exactly what hes doing and try it for themselves. Just try a couple nugs and see what happens. Who knows maybe this guy is actually Pablo Escobar and he escaped death with a stunt double, and now just grows weed in his retirement and this is his way of giving back.

KNOWLEDGE FOR THE TARDED HOES!

 

[BobCajun]

I really dont see why everyone is giving this guy such a hard time lol. Poor dude is posting about weed all happy and then gets shit on. I mean he was provoked and lashed out a bit but hey who doesnt do that sometimes. personally ive never had any good experiences with brown weed but i've also never dried/cured weed before in my life lol (first timer).

Basically this all boils down to whether or not u want to argue like children about whose is better or someone can ask him exactly what hes doing and try it for themselves. Just try a couple nugs and see what happens. Who knows maybe this guy is actually Pablo Escobar and he escaped death with a stunt double, and now just grows weed in his retirement and this is his way of giving back.

KNOWLEDGE FOR THE TARDED HOES!

Thanks for the support. Yeah there's a lot of people on here who just like to be argumentative instead of actually learning anything. I do rather enjoy coming back at them though. They give me a target for some witty quips. Always nice when that happens. Can't really just take shots at perfectly innocent people, but if they're foolhardy enough to give me a justification I'm more than happy to take advantage.