I Think My Dog is in Love With Me

oldtimer54

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First the deer and now the dog.
If I were you I'd go to one of those animal whisperers ......you may have special powers that our government could use to the benefit of a few special people.
Hillary had that kind of power but she didn't use it properly.
Choose wisely my friend......I see a Nat geo TV show in your future. Not one of those pit bulls & parolees shows but a real good one. Dr. Doolittle ain't got shit on you !
 

bu$hleaguer

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This thread reminds me just a teensy bit of some books I read back in the day. Weird titles but the subjects are all fairly similar.

That's not my dog leash, it's a sex swing for my pet.

Polyamorous relationships with dogs

If I had a relationship with my pet it would be strictly sexual.

there was

Barking for buttalingus

And the one that started it all, back in 1972,

Beastiality: it's hot as fuck.
 

ClaytonBigsby

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She woke me up this morning to show me she had laid all of her toys next to the bed for me. She is so fucking cute and cool. While I was stretching she came over and started licking my face but went to my mouth pretty quickly. I laughed and pushed her away gently.

Seriously, WTF do I do? I think I will just try having a talk with her later tonight.

Some of you folks are sick.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
She woke me up this morning to show me she had laid all of her toys next to the bed for me. She is so fucking cute and cool. While I was stretching she came over and started licking my face but went to my mouth pretty quickly. I laughed and pushed her away gently.

Seriously, WTF do I do? I think I will just try having a talk with her later tonight.

Some of you folks are sick.
I recommend cinnamon Altoids. Dogs generally don't like them. If Missy learns to like the cinnamon, I suggest switching to wintergreen.
 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member
I recommend cinnamon Altoids. Dogs generally don't like them. If Missy learns to like the cinnamon, I suggest switching to wintergreen.
+rep

I never thought of making her NOT want to make out; which bring up another thought. My wife tells me my coffee breath is like two turds fighting in my mouth. Maybe that's....no, I had bacon breath at the time of the incident. Will try the cinnaminimun.
 
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