Rimjob anyone?
Prolly good doggy style!I don't judge but I hear once you go canine you never come back.
Just give her a bone.
Seriously, you can load it back up with peanut butter when the marrow is gone. It's no substitute for you, but its a weening start.You're one of those folks. Normally I like you but this shit is serious.
I recommend cinnamon Altoids. Dogs generally don't like them. If Missy learns to like the cinnamon, I suggest switching to wintergreen.She woke me up this morning to show me she had laid all of her toys next to the bed for me. She is so fucking cute and cool. While I was stretching she came over and started licking my face but went to my mouth pretty quickly. I laughed and pushed her away gently.
Seriously, WTF do I do? I think I will just try having a talk with her later tonight.
Some of you folks are sick.
+repI recommend cinnamon Altoids. Dogs generally don't like them. If Missy learns to like the cinnamon, I suggest switching to wintergreen.
If one of those two fighting turds is a cat turd, you're in deep trouble. That is like doggie Tic Tacs.+rep
I never thought of making her NOT want to make out; which bring up another thought. My wife tells me my coffee breath is like two turds fighting in my mouth. Maybe that's....no, I had bacon breath at the time of the incident. Will try the cinnaminimun.
In my humble opinion you do not want bonding experiences.I think it's more like Almond Roca...