choadking...nasty handle. Are you porn royalty or sum'n?
so you've hit once - didn't get baked...yet you have great reverance for the ganja as per your statement "...I don't want to waste any of this wonderful herb." Weird. But it sounds like it may not've been that wonderful of herb...
Well if you hit it and it didn't take, maybe you're immune to pot. Some people are...Maybe you should forgo bud altogether and hit some crack. You hip to crack cocaine? Do they have that in Yourhood, USA? You're 'merican, yeah?
lol...I"m just kidding holmes. I'm frikkin BAKED!
Just some good natured ribbing for the noob pothead, is all.
Seriously tho...this forum seems to be geared mostly toward cultivators of heirloom quality cannabis.
Someone whose never
been high, hanging out here, asking questions of marijuana dons, is a bit like someone who's never bought a house, but whose
been to an open house and is interested in becoming a real estate agent in kansas, having business lunch with donald trump and his homies in the big apple.
Again, I'm not taking you down, I'm illustrating a facinating opportunity for you to be elbow to elbow with - and learn a lot from - some fantastic farmers.
Do what you want, cause that's what we do, anyhoo...but before you start asking questions that are the equivilent of 'how do i wipe my own ass?' hit the forums and just read for a few hours.
before you ask a question of 'how to grow' of the forum, ask google to see if the knowlege is already out there. It probably is. Especially covering the basics...
Pretty much, if you get good and saturated with weed lingo/knowledge, you're going to be in a better place to ask an intelligent question... that way people won't just mess with you cause you're new, they'll see that you know how to wipe your ass, and that you're looking for a bidet! (I don't know, man...I get high and get lost in the frikkin metaphor)
A good first question for you may be: how do I ingest cannabis in a fashion that will get me high?
I recommend a bong. pull carb. Double perk, if you can find it. The reasons are as follows:
1. With a bong, you won't need a huge hit, and it's hard fuck up smoking weed (you're not a clinton, are you?) and 'swallow' a bong hit...
2. Pull carb can be operated by a buddy who (in theory) will pull it when the hit is thick, white and ripe...
3. Double perk will cool/filter the smoke twice, making it that much easier for fresh, pink lungs to handle the probably harsh weed you're packing bowls of.
Good luck, choad. Go get danked and come back and write us something funny and retarded!
We'll all laugh and welcome your stoned ass... maybe you can even get a don giggling and dropping pearls of wisdom...
Peace
lol. I'm not really sure why i am posting these questions here, other than its the first site i came to. and as for the wonderful herb part, i just heard it on the internet so i thought i'd use it. and the first time i used it, i did feel SOMETHING, but i think it was just a body high, if there is such a thing. i mean, i got this tingly feeling all over and felt wierd but good. not sure what you would call that? couple more questions. shoulde i take as big of a hit as i can? and if so, sorry if this is kind of a dumb question, how do i pull in enough smoke to get a good enough hit? i am really noob to all this stuff, first time i smoked it i used just a ceramic bowl. and again, the growing part was just a curiosity.
