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choomer

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Try convincing her to try anal.
If you don't use the finger 1st you are going to fail.

Although I hear for some to use anything else would make the finger the step up.

EDIT: Wait...you have mirrors on the ceiling and you have to wonder what you've become?
Remember what happened to Narcissus.
 
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Gary Goodson

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Of course. Italians are a much older and seasoned culture; hence they know butt stuff first, then food. Capisce? Just a small but albeit important distinction. I love you Gary and am trying to minimize your possibilities of being misunderstood
I don't think there is anyway to misunderstand that...
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And @choomer should let me, it's not ghey.
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See! He's helping his friend up.
 

choomer

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i had a waterbed when i was younger.. i hated it. if youre in bed with a chick and youre sleeping whenever she moves it moves the whole bed. annoying as fuck.
Sorry man.....I had to. ;)

Yeah, they suck for company as they have been known to zig when you zag at the wrong time, but the bed always being completely warm was kinda nice.
 

choomer

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Buckold, is it because you have this irrational lust for me that you have to follow me around and call me names? :(
If 2nd grade didn't work in 2nd grade, why should it work now even taking into account your emotional difficiency?

I get it.....the queer eye loves the straight guy.
I knew a bartender in a gay bar who'd give me free drinks because of that back in the day (god girls have it cheaper sometimes) and it was a good ego boost as each drink would be left w/ "If you ever change your mind....." but the absence of a stiffy in the locker room had made me pretty comfortable with liking women and his advances were in vain. ;)

Haven't had that defining moment in your life yet, eh?
 

UncleBuck

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Buckold, is it because you have this irrational lust for me that you have to follow me around and call me names?
no, it's because you think a website that published the names of jewish families, including their names, addresses, pictures, and even their children, and encouraged their thousands of unhinged, heavily armed, neo-nazi supporters to harass them in person, is a legitimate news source.

thanks to people like you, neo-nazis will now be holding an armed parade through their town.

thanks.

I get it.....the queer eye loves the straight guy.
"no, YOU'RE the gay one!"

you should call me a creepy faggot and a kike again.
 
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