Contrition/Derail thread

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Gary Goodson said:
Hey my newest friend, I have a gift for you
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You can redeem it at any time
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srh88 said:
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Try convincing her to try anal.
If you don't use the finger 1st you are going to fail.

Although I hear for some to use anything else would make the finger the step up.

EDIT: Wait...you have mirrors on the ceiling and you have to wonder what you've become?
Remember what happened to Narcissus.
 
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Singlemalt said:
Of course. Italians are a much older and seasoned culture; hence they know butt stuff first, then food. Capisce? Just a small but albeit important distinction. I love you Gary and am trying to minimize your possibilities of being misunderstood
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I don't think there is anyway to misunderstand that...
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And @choomer should let me, it's not ghey.
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See! He's helping his friend up.
 
srh88 said:
i had a waterbed when i was younger.. i hated it. if youre in bed with a chick and youre sleeping whenever she moves it moves the whole bed. annoying as fuck.
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Sorry man.....I had to. ;)

Yeah, they suck for company as they have been known to zig when you zag at the wrong time, but the bed always being completely warm was kinda nice.
 
Buckold, is it because you have this irrational lust for me that you have to follow me around and call me names? :(
If 2nd grade didn't work in 2nd grade, why should it work now even taking into account your emotional difficiency?

I get it.....the queer eye loves the straight guy.
I knew a bartender in a gay bar who'd give me free drinks because of that back in the day (god girls have it cheaper sometimes) and it was a good ego boost as each drink would be left w/ "If you ever change your mind....." but the absence of a stiffy in the locker room had made me pretty comfortable with liking women and his advances were in vain. ;)

Haven't had that defining moment in your life yet, eh?
 
choomer said:
Buckold, is it because you have this irrational lust for me that you have to follow me around and call me names?
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no, it's because you think a website that published the names of jewish families, including their names, addresses, pictures, and even their children, and encouraged their thousands of unhinged, heavily armed, neo-nazi supporters to harass them in person, is a legitimate news source.

thanks to people like you, neo-nazis will now be holding an armed parade through their town.

thanks.

choomer said:
I get it.....the queer eye loves the straight guy.
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"no, YOU'RE the gay one!"

you should call me a creepy faggot and a kike again.
 
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