Contrition/Derail thread

[choomer]

Heading to the store. Anyone need anything?

Beer, smokes, and some 9mm please.

 

[choomer]

Who the fuck are you? Lol

I am your conscious Blobby.
Your Mom will be vexed w/ you if you diddle yourself dry before noon and spoil her afternoon delight.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Beer, smokes, and some 9mm please.

Hell yeah.
Use this gun.

 

[choomer]

Hell yeah.
Use this gun. View attachment 3862925

Show me how.
You know how I rely on your expert experience.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I am your conscious Blobby.
Your Mom will be vexed w/ you if you diddle yourself dry before noon and spoil her afternoon delight.

Still waiting on those grow pics.

I could use a good laugh.

Still obsessing over guys buttholes? Cool.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Show me how.
You know how I rely on your expert experience.

I guess I shouldn't expect a trailer dwelling neo nazi to be intelligent, but you really really suck at this.

Its not even fun.

 

[choomer]

Still waiting on those grow pics.

I could use a good laugh.

Still obsessing over guys buttholes? Cool.

But you've already seen it, you said so so it must be true!

 

[choomer]

I guess I shouldn't expect a trailer dwelling neo nazi to be intelligent, but you really really suck at this.

Its not even fun.

That's what Mom is for in the afternoon.

 

[curious2garden]

I guess I shouldn't expect a trailer dwelling neo nazi to be intelligent, but you really really suck at this.

Its not even fun.

Ikr, I feel embarrassed about calling them junior varsity, what an insult to the jv, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ikr, I feel embarrassed about calling them junior varsity, what an insult to the jv, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

so did their teachers

 

[choomer]

Ikr, I feel embarrassed about calling them junior varsity, what an insult to the jv, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Honey, the only first string spot you got hung between your legs.

 

[jacksmuff]

Storms coming in. Got the shovel ready. Snowflakes everywhere. @UncleBuck if you open up I'm sure you can catch some on your tongue.

 

[neosapien]

Oh the weather outside is frightful but the vitriol is so delightful, and since we've no place to go let it grow let it let it grow.

 

[curious2garden]

Oh the weather outside is frightful but the vitriol is so delightful, and since we've no place to go let it grow let it let it grow.

++ rep
Damn you are on a roll!! I'm howling

 

[choomer]

Storms coming in. Got the shovel ready. Snowflakes everywhere. @UncleBuck if you open up I'm sure you can catch some on your tongue.

Hey man thanks for the...........nice!....Red Hook.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

But you've already seen it, you said so so it must be true!

If you could hop off my cock that'd be great.

Jesus. Fine I'll fuck your butt too.

Sigh.

 

[srh88]

If you could hop off my cock that'd be great.

Jesus. Fine I'll fuck your butt too.

Sigh.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

 

[UncleBuck]

Hey man thanks for the...........nice!....Red Hook.

so, did this foray go as well as you imagined?

 

[curious2garden]

so, did this foray go as well as you imagined?

That was both kind and thoughtful of you to share your current project with us for entertainment during this quiet holiday season. He should be ready for recycling come the New Year as he's run out of original material.