All your shitty jokes

[Big_Lou]

Cute cat, just please don't say it's named "Buttons"; leave me with a nice memory

I was wondering if the buttons are impregnated in the table.
(Poor vision.)

 

[Singlemalt]

I was wondering if the buttons are impregnated in the table.
(Poor vision.)

Now that's a fetish I've never heard of, impregnating buttons

 

[Big_Lou]

Now that's a fetish I've never heard of, impregnating buttons

 

[Krippled]

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Mocha-Seal tip Siamese (chocolate)
Meow!!!?

 

[pabloesqobar]

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That cat looks serious. Or just annoyed he has to wear a tie. I'd have bloody stumps if I put one of those on Buddy.

 

[lokie]

People. And said people not being held accountable. Persons are just rude.

I'm a mess

I feel your pain.

People have made who I am.

 

[abe supercro]

Sweet Baby Jesus, A cat thread !

stray from winter '16, she's about 3.

 

[abe supercro]

Another stray, 'sisters'. this one's about 5, she's tiny and tough.

 

[abe supercro]

male ocicat

A few people have mentioned I'm not supposed to ever admit to having anymore than 3 cats total.

 

[Big_Lou]

Sweet Baby Jesus, A cat thread !
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stray from winter '16, she's about 3.

She's beautiful

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A few people have mentioned I'm not supposed to ever admit to having anymore than 3 cats total.

Look at that looonnnngggg torso and stalk-mode.

 

[Huckster79]

Ill tell you what is no joke. When ur feeling really horny and naughty and you go in to toss your girls salad and getba whiff of poo!

 

[lokie]

 

[lokie]

Whats the difference between a shame and a crying shame? A shame is a hard on and no pussy. A crying shame is pussy and no hard on.

 

[redivider]

Dentist: your teeth are pretty white.
Woman: how white?
Teeth: let's play ultimate frisbee
Dentist: pretty fuckin white.....

 

[lokie]

Ill tell you what is no joke. When ur feeling really horny and naughty and you go in to toss your girls salad and getba whiff of poo!

Turn her over

 

[Karah]

I was wondering if the buttons are impregnated in the table.
(Poor vision.)

They do.

 

[Grandpapy]

Here's to a better day!

 

[Karah]

Through all the shitty jokes and cat pics, y'all made me feel much better. I hope this thread serves a purpose for those who also had a shitty day

 

[Bareback]

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Not what I was expecting ( hoping for lol )

OK so here is my lame ass joke.

I was asked to leave the Apple store today because I farted, I said hey it's not my fault y'all don't have Windows.

 

[iHearAll]

Ill tell you what is no joke. When ur feeling really horny and naughty and you go in to toss your girls salad and getba whiff of poo!

that happened to me during a one night stand. i went to a rave like a basic bro and brought this chick home whose ass stank so much i had to stop and rethink my life. then i went single for a few years and got a college degree. one wiff of a redhead's poopy butthole and i was a changed man.