All your shitty jokes

[ttystikk]

Shitty jokes?

What do you get when you put your wishes in one hand, shit in the other and then put them together?











Someone you don't want to shake hands with.

 

[iHearAll]

Man u guys r good

sorry, im just fucking hilarious, i know

 

[StonedFarmer]

Q. Whats the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?


A. You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for the rest of your life.

 

[Big_Lou]

Q. Whats the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?


A. You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for the rest of your life.

Fitting:

"I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not! C'mon you sonofabitch - open up!"

Also: Never seen you without your familiar avatar. Freaky.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

What do you call a mexican midget?

A speck.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Fitting:
Also: Never seen you without your familiar avatar. Freaky.

lol

 

[WaxPayne]

People who tell you they're constipated are so full of shit

 

[Indacouch]

What's the difference between @reddan1981 and a bucket of shit?


That's another @ for him today ...wana make sure he feels special with alerts when he logs on ...

 

[Indacouch]

Fitting:

"I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not! C'mon you sonofabitch - open up!"

Also: Never seen you without your familiar avatar. Freaky.

Freaky indeed ......

 

[cannabineer]

What's the difference between @reddan1981 and a bucket of shit?


That's another @ for him today ...wana make sure he feels special with alerts when he logs on ...

 

[WaxPayne]

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

To quote the old dice man....
Jack and jill went up a hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty.
Ooohhh.

 

[lokie]

There once was a man from Nantuckett.
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin "if my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it"

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Why are parsley and pussy hair the same?





You push em both aside and keep on eating.

 

[Big_Lou]

 

[Eltomcat]

I said this one before, but here it goes..

Whatchu call a skinny Mexican?

A tooth-e-spic.

 

[sierranevadaca]

What's the difference between a piano and a tuna...





U can tuna piano,
But u can't piano a tuna

 

[Eltomcat]

A cat, farmer, and horse walked into a morgue...

 

[StonedFarmer]

A cat, farmer, and horse walked into a morgue...

LoL go on

 

[Blue Wizard]