Random Jabber Jibber thread

[dux]

Ah..my every 2 month jibber jabber about giving up cannabis.i have my next probation check in on 4/19 so tonight is my last indulgence Until 4/20 . I'm gonna try and give up French fries for salads too? we'll see..

 

[lokie]

Now it's time for a black&mild wood tip. Jaze flavor and a shot glass of bourbon....we're rounding this out.

Ill hold my pinky out while while smoking the jazz. Get fancy. Even though, I'm buying it in my house slippers. If I went to 7/11 with the crystal eye'. They'd start asking what's wrong with me. Can't have that shit.

Throw in a 7/11 lighter while we at this. White or the green.

Get the tan one. no one steals the tan ones.

 

[SouthCross]

Man....I didn't even know they had a tan. I'm always blazed. I've been getting what the chick at counter gives me.

Dude....I want a tan.

 

[Chunky Stool]

I'm going to sleep, dizzy AF..

Old school Star Trek on the T.V.

I don't give a fuck what people say about Captain Kirk...motherfu¢ker is for real.

Think about sharing a blunt with the dude. Sharing a bong with Spock.

Holy~fucking~Shit. Let's fuck around and see what we can teleport. Hold my beer. Let's do weed and see if that comes back stronger.

Beam this motherfucker, Scotty.

If anyone is wondering whether or not Spock smoked weed, this should help clear that up...

 

[SouthCross]

YES

 

[SouthCross]

"That's illogical".

Fuck you, man. Stir the bowl or take a real hit.

 

[SouthCross]

I just replied to a thread. Can't remember wtf it was. Man, I hope it wasn't some cRaZy ass advice.

I'm getting off my ass and changing the bong water.

 

[neosapien]

I just replied to a thread. Can't remember wtf it was. Man, I hope it wasn't some cRaZy ass advice.

I'm getting off my ass and changing the bong water.

You can easily check where you've posted from viewing your profile. Also to truly be accepted here you'll need to drink the bong water and post a video of the act. I think you get like 200 trophy points also.

 

[SouthCross]

You can easily check where you've posted from viewing your profile. Also to truly be accepted here you'll need to drink the bong water and post a video of the act. I think you get like 200 trophy points also.

Fuck that.

 

[neosapien]

Fuck that.

 

[Singlemalt]

Fuck that.

Nah dude, you'll be legend; whatever you subsequently say on RIU will be golden. Trust me

 

[SouthCross]

Ain't looking for legend on that. I've heard it's full of vitamins. Somebody needs to try that. Drink it with a smoothie in the morning. Get the blood flowing.

Jog about five miles on that shit. Enjoying the outdoor.

 

[SouthCross]

I'm so high, I could hunt ducks with a garden rake. No fucking joke. I can see the earth.

There's something up here in the clouds with me. Lolololol

Home video;

 

[Eltomcat]

I'm playing with my penis.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Ah..my every 2 month jibber jabber about giving up cannabis.i have my next probation check in on 4/19 so tonight is my last indulgence Until 4/20 . I'm gonna try and give up French fries for salads too? we'll see..

I'm rooting for you bro.
You got this shit. : )

 

[BarnBuster]

You can easily check where you've posted from viewing your profile. Also to truly be accepted here you'll need to drink the bong water and post a video of the act. I think you get like 200 trophy points also.

obviously you haven't told him of the penis pics, yet

 

[BarnBuster]

Ah..my every 2 month jibber jabber about giving up cannabis.i have my next probation check in on 4/19 so tonight is my last indulgence Until 4/20 . I'm gonna try and give up French fries for salads too? we'll see..

it'll go by quick, good luck

 

[dux]

So...i was thinking last night( sometimes I think) I have community hours I need to start doing. I asked my po about stipulations on where and what.any non profit she said.
Is Norml a non profit?
The irony and the look I'll get from my po girlfriend when I turn those in..
Anybody familiar with the group?

 

[curious2garden]

So...i was thinking last night( sometimes I think) I have community hours I need to start doing. I asked my po about stipulations on where and what.any non profit she said.
Is Norml a non profit?
The irony and the look I'll get from my po girlfriend when I turn those in..
Anybody familiar with the group?

http://norml.org/index.php?option=com_zoo&task=category&category_id=506&Itemid=115#question1

 

[dux]

http://norml.org/index.php?option=com_zoo&task=category&category_id=506&Itemid=115#question1

Your awesome! Thank you!

I'm gonna look into the MN chapter