Random Jabber Jibber thread
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StonedFarmer
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My troll army is almost complete..
I need to create a twitter account to track down my final few people.
I want to paint my nails today. I can be pretty too yaknow.
Tell me I can't be pretty I fookin dare ya m80
Ok
I gotta go take a long soak eat some medication and
Fap fap fappity fap
I need to create a twitter account to track down my final few people.
I want to paint my nails today. I can be pretty too yaknow.
Tell me I can't be pretty I fookin dare ya m80
Ok
I gotta go take a long soak eat some medication and
Fap fap fappity fap
SouthCross
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I enjoy busy body snitches.
Farther neighbor came over to a yard sit out. Me and couple black guys. My car is on the sidewalk. Radio going. Beer and lawn chairs. Weed too...
This bitch walks up to us assuming we don't know who the fuck she is. Starts trying to sell us fucking electricity providers. Hangs on to the sales pitch. Doesn't come to us neighbor friendly. No, "Hey, I'm so and so", "Spot me a beer"....Instead, Do you want fucking ghetto electricity?....
Stupid, ignorant dumb ass. Brave one at that. She hands us business cards with her name and email. We already know we she lives. How fucking nuts.
Conversation ends with an "Oh yeah, your the woman that drives the.., your husband works at..., you have two children and two cameras hanging off your house (thinking to myself, pointed at neighbors too.) You're welcome back anytime. Including your husband. *With the most sincere face I could muster at that moment.
This person is one of those call the cops, get somebody shot over the stupidest shit types. She's against cannabis. She's will fuck Karma all to hell.
What a CUNT. Leave others the fuck alone. Mind your own Gotdamn business.
Rant over.
Farther neighbor came over to a yard sit out. Me and couple black guys. My car is on the sidewalk. Radio going. Beer and lawn chairs. Weed too...
This bitch walks up to us assuming we don't know who the fuck she is. Starts trying to sell us fucking electricity providers. Hangs on to the sales pitch. Doesn't come to us neighbor friendly. No, "Hey, I'm so and so", "Spot me a beer"....Instead, Do you want fucking ghetto electricity?....
Stupid, ignorant dumb ass. Brave one at that. She hands us business cards with her name and email. We already know we she lives. How fucking nuts.
Conversation ends with an "Oh yeah, your the woman that drives the.., your husband works at..., you have two children and two cameras hanging off your house (thinking to myself, pointed at neighbors too.) You're welcome back anytime. Including your husband. *With the most sincere face I could muster at that moment.
This person is one of those call the cops, get somebody shot over the stupidest shit types. She's against cannabis. She's will fuck Karma all to hell.
What a CUNT. Leave others the fuck alone. Mind your own Gotdamn business.
Rant over.
StonedFarmer
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I may be in love
Kisses and cuddles are real.
I was in the hospital and she sat with me talking about stuff that makes me happy. She only left me for school and brought me a lobster sammich
Try not to break this loves heart eh
No fear sf will not crush her heart. She is super fragile and I FUCKING adore it
Never looks happy and when she smiles it lights up my world
We are kinda dating? Idk really because do people even ask these things? I just assume we going good because sex and non stop spending time togetger.
I can't fuck this one up ehh
No no no I won't do it to EmO
I might be in love
Still want to have sex with her friend though
Totally going to three some this weekend.
My love is scary
Kisses and cuddles are real.
I was in the hospital and she sat with me talking about stuff that makes me happy. She only left me for school and brought me a lobster sammich
Try not to break this loves heart eh
No fear sf will not crush her heart. She is super fragile and I FUCKING adore it
Never looks happy and when she smiles it lights up my world
We are kinda dating? Idk really because do people even ask these things? I just assume we going good because sex and non stop spending time togetger.
I can't fuck this one up ehh
No no no I won't do it to EmO
I might be in love
Still want to have sex with her friend though
Totally going to three some this weekend.
My love is scary
StonedFarmer
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So I am at the bar and dude who took cat lady from me shows up
Its his bday so I go to grab us a half gram off a akijny nig
Nig goes "who are you?"
I respond with stfu u dumb nigger and take my money
**begins laughing**
Him "yo bro fam don't be raciss, I guess you jojos boy"
Me "sorry fam I got carried away for a min but u black as night fam, a real boy"
"K dawg whatchu need, its 35 a half or hard is good."
K bro meet me in the washroom. You hear it is famz. B day? K hook me up for 2 bills. Gotta make jojos happy. You ahort me ill cut you eh? Real ahit fam
K nigga watch me skii this out.
B Itch dont call me your nigga you nigga
K fam washroom now
So apart from mebeing raciss it went well
Oh word is cat lady has lost her shit
Ahe called the cops on a bunch of people and blamed them for robbing her.
I know nothing of thia yet but we haven't spoke in a while. Makes sense jojo robbed her. I didnt even give her my new number but I will investigate ...
I hate jojo a bunch too and dipped home without saying bai to him. Hea a goos giy but a hard crack head. He smokes enough to put kids thru college.
Cat lady last I saw was sniffing powder daily and completely fucked up
Shes always going back to her man but she cheats on him on thw reg.
Might see her Sunday at the rave. No diseases anx id let her suck me dick
Ya im a bad person
Its his bday so I go to grab us a half gram off a akijny nig
Nig goes "who are you?"
I respond with stfu u dumb nigger and take my money
**begins laughing**
Him "yo bro fam don't be raciss, I guess you jojos boy"
Me "sorry fam I got carried away for a min but u black as night fam, a real boy"
"K dawg whatchu need, its 35 a half or hard is good."
K bro meet me in the washroom. You hear it is famz. B day? K hook me up for 2 bills. Gotta make jojos happy. You ahort me ill cut you eh? Real ahit fam
K nigga watch me skii this out.
B Itch dont call me your nigga you nigga
K fam washroom now
So apart from mebeing raciss it went well
Oh word is cat lady has lost her shit
Ahe called the cops on a bunch of people and blamed them for robbing her.
I know nothing of thia yet but we haven't spoke in a while. Makes sense jojo robbed her. I didnt even give her my new number but I will investigate ...
I hate jojo a bunch too and dipped home without saying bai to him. Hea a goos giy but a hard crack head. He smokes enough to put kids thru college.
Cat lady last I saw was sniffing powder daily and completely fucked up
Shes always going back to her man but she cheats on him on thw reg.
Might see her Sunday at the rave. No diseases anx id let her suck me dick
Ya im a bad person
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StonedFarmer
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So
Ahe won't ahow me her tits
She has linked me old pics and a guy sent me her youtube of tits.
I make it a goal to have this nerd show some tiddies
Sf is on a mission
I may have called her toi many rude names for some titty pics.
I will troll or show my own dick for her
Just ask bby
I want thw. Nerd tits
K back to harassing this girl
I will get Titus
Ahe won't ahow me her tits
She has linked me old pics and a guy sent me her youtube of tits.
I make it a goal to have this nerd show some tiddies
Sf is on a mission
I may have called her toi many rude names for some titty pics.
I will troll or show my own dick for her
Just ask bby
I want thw. Nerd tits
K back to harassing this girl
I will get Titus
Blue Wizard
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I'm watching Animal House, can anything be wrong in the world!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Gary Goodson
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LetsGetCritical
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its so cute how you use emticons
mr sunshine
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I'm not a turtle yet but I'm headed in that direction.
lokie
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Every day forces me to add names to the list of people/healthcare inept that can go fuck themselves.I want to hurt people.
Lots of people.
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If you agree with the above opinions you're crazier than I am.
Just so I am not vague on this, let me be clear that includes companies and employees too.
Insurance companies and now pharmacies have been added to my own little group of things I love to hate.
Bob Zmuda
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I feel the same way about riu members.Every day forces me to add names to the list of people/healthcare inept that can go fuck themselves.
Today @CriticalCheeze was added to the list.
CONGRATS!
UncleBuck
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just wait until trumpcare kicks in.Every day forces me to add names to the list of people/healthcare inept that can go fuck themselves.
Just so I am not vague on this, let me be clear that includes companies and employees too.
Insurance companies and now pharmacies have been added to my own little group of things I love to hate.
oh, wait. the guy you voted for is too inept and incompetent to even get a fucking vote on it.
LULZ
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
They should rename it the @neosuckandgethigh
Blue Wizard
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Neovapien.