Does anyone else perch when they poop?

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Op knows what's up...


Your technique matters.




If you feel like pushing stool out takes eons, Schnoll-Sussman says it could be because you're not sitting right. Science has proven that the most effective position for going No. 2 isn't at the 90-degree angle created by sitting on a typical toilet, but more of a 45-degree angle that you get when you squat over the ground. It harkens back to the time of our ancestors, when toilets didn't exist and everyone had to squat to go to the bathroom. Squatting changes the position of your rectum so it's at an angle that lets poop slip out with minimal effort, Schnoll-Sussman says. Unfortunately, it's not an easy position to master on modern toilets. Our suggestion: Try a Squatty Potty—Schnoll-Sussman says they really do work.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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smokermore said:
I'm a fucking marksman. The squirts however usually get pretty dirty. Most of the time there is quit a splash, but with exploding diarrhea comes a horrible back splash.
I use to not be as careful and I've had water plash up into my eyes several times, long ago..
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Ok the eye thing is a little much.

Full disclosure, I am a construction worker and a country boy. Shiting in the woods is a natural thing, I would rather do that, than use a public potty ( gas station) . Once when I was in a big city , after a greasy ass , I couldn't find a place with a public potty , I got pretty despite and hopped behind some brushes people were walking by maybe 10' away I figured I was going to jail for sure but everyone was so busy with themselves that nobody noticed.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Bareback said:
Ok the eye thing is a little much.

Full disclosure, I am a construction worker and a country boy. Shiting in the woods is a natural thing, I would rather do that, than use a public potty ( gas station) . Once when I was in a big city , after a greasy ass , I couldn't find a place with a public potty , I got pretty despite and hopped behind some brushes people were walking by maybe 10' away I figured I was going to jail for sure but everyone was so busy with themselves that nobody noticed.
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Ya gotta go, ya gotta go
 
smokermore

smokermore

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have y'all ever pushed so hard it caused a nose bleed? That happened to me at one point in time when I was working at a call center about six years ago. I think it's because I had literally got no exercise and somehow became constipated every day. I got a nosebleed every day for about a week.. probably my worst pooping experience.
@Bareback that's hilarious. Reminds me of when my grandma and I would drive home from IHOP half the time she couldn't make it home and we would make a pitstop at her church and when it was closed she would just go in the bushes LOL!
 
smokermore

smokermore

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tyler.durden said:
Op knows what's up...


Your technique matters.




If you feel like pushing stool out takes eons, Schnoll-Sussman says it could be because you're not sitting right. Science has proven that the most effective position for going No. 2 isn't at the 90-degree angle created by sitting on a typical toilet, but more of a 45-degree angle that you get when you squat over the ground. It harkens back to the time of our ancestors, when toilets didn't exist and everyone had to squat to go to the bathroom. Squatting changes the position of your rectum so it's at an angle that lets poop slip out with minimal effort, Schnoll-Sussman says. Unfortunately, it's not an easy position to master on modern toilets. Our suggestion: Try a Squatty Potty—Schnoll-Sussman says they really do work.
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I didn't know there's an actual "squatty potty" sounds like something I should be looking into.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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smokermore said:
have y'all ever pushed so hard it caused a nose bleed? That happened to me at one point in time when I was working at a call center about six years ago. I think it's because I had literally got no exercise and somehow became constipated every day. I got a nosebleed every day for about a week.. probably my worst pooping experience.
@Bareback that's hilarious. Reminds me of when my grandma and I would drive home from IHOP half the time she couldn't make it home and we would make a pitstop at her church and when it was closed she would just go in the bushes LOL!
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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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smokermore said:
Just looked it up. Looks like it would be good for beginners. I'm way past that though.
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Some swear by it, but it never did much for me. I take a lot of psyllium husks, so mine are soft yet solid, and drop in about 10 seconds. Half a minute and the john in filled up, and I am empty. Love it, except I don't get to read much anymore...

Edit - I returned the squatty potty. I'm surprised Amazon let me, it's condition was kinda nasty...
 
twostrokenut

twostrokenut

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smokermore said:
That sounds a bit unnecessary. Could be danger involved.
When I first moved into the rent house I'm in now, I had to go about a week with no water. I'd go find a spot in my backyard which is about 3 wooded acres, pop a squat, and do my business. Was very peaceful.
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Lean with your back against the tree, let it rip then kick some leaves on it.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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smokermore said:
have y'all ever pushed so hard it caused a nose bleed? That happened to me at one point in time when I was working at a call center about six years ago. I think it's because I had literally got no exercise and somehow became constipated every day. I got a nosebleed every day for about a week.. probably my worst pooping experience.
@Bareback that's hilarious. Reminds me of when my grandma and I would drive home from IHOP half the time she couldn't make it home and we would make a pitstop at her church and when it was closed she would just go in the bushes LOL!
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If you mean bleeding hemorrhoids by saying nose bleed the answer is yes .
Did you say Ihop or Iplop.
 
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