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If he is driving one of these, i won't just give you my money. AMG in German means Ich liken ze grossen KockIs there a gay pool yet? I'm in for $10.
If he is driving one of these, i won't just give you my money. AMG in German means Ich liken ze grossen KockIs there a gay pool yet? I'm in for $10.
I got another 10 on him just being awkward.. neo needs to take my advice and get him to a strip clubIs there a gay pool yet? I'm in for $10.
Stay out of your coworker's sex life, ya weirdo.So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?
That could be the diagnostic!I got another 10 on him just being awkward.. neo needs to take my advice and get him to a strip club
FifyI got another 10 on him just being cockward.. neo needs to take my advice and get him to a penis club
Thanks for your valuable input Abe. Have a blessed day.Stay out of your coworker's sex life, ya weirdo.
Why aren't you at the strip club.. I'm sure the middle of the day Tuesday line up is amazing hahaThanks for your valuable input Abe. Have a blessed day.
Hmmm, well that went about the same lol.Why aren't you at the strip club.. I'm sure the middle of the day Tuesday line up is amazing haha
He can't pee outside. I mean has the inability to pee outside. Or into a bottle in the back of the van. He will painfully hold his urine in his bladder until I drive him to a gas station or a portajohn. It's made for some pretty funny moments.this is one of the great unfolding dramas of our time.
on multiple occasions i have shat into a box in the back of the box truck just to avoid destroying a customer's bathroom first thing in the morning after having my coffee and arriving at the job.He can't pee outside. I mean has the inability to pee outside. Or into a bottle in the back of the van. He will painfully hold his urine in his bladder until I drive him to a gas station or a portajohn. It's made for some pretty funny moments.
Don't ask just stop lolHmmm, well that went about the same lol.
Neo: Hey, have you ever been to a strip club?
Helper: No, never had a reason to go.
Neo: Do you want to go?
Helper: I don't need to go now with the new VR stuff. It's like the real thing.
Neo: Um what? No, it's not.
Helper: Yeah, it comes with a doll and everything. You can squeeze her nipple.
Neo: It's nipple. It's not a her. Cuz it's not real.
Helper: It's pretty cool.
Neo: You are such a fucking millennial. Generation Oregon Trail what!
Helper: Hey man, I remember CDs and shit.
I almost asked him if he was gay again but I really think he's just a goof.
He needs to dial 1-800-PENIS or one of the other big male charities. He is not alone, and a support group made up of other men in a similar squeeze will make it less hard for him.He can't pee outside. I mean has the inability to pee outside. Or into a bottle in the back of the van. He will painfully hold his urine in his bladder until I drive him to a gas station or a portajohn. It's made for some pretty funny moments.
I have a buddy that can't pee around people, I used to fuck with him a bit over that.He can't pee outside. I mean has the inability to pee outside. Or into a bottle in the back of the van. He will painfully hold his urine in his bladder until I drive him to a gas station or a portajohn. It's made for some pretty funny moments.
Seriously I thought the point was more hard?He needs to dial 1-800-PENIS or one of the other big male charities. He is not alone, and a support group made up of other men in a similar squeeze will make it less hard for him.
More followed by less is the happy endingSeriously I thought the point was more hard?
It's all about a tiny refractory period, some guys don't ..... well never mind.More followed by less is the happy ending
Lol area under the curve is frequency x amplitudeIt's all about a tiny refractory period, some guys don't ..... well never mind.