Should I buy my helper a hooker?

Should I buy my helper a hooker?

  • Yes. You will help him and the economy.

  • No. What the fuck is wrong with you.

  • Need more info.

  • Kill him and take his SS checks.

  • Undecided. Like my life.

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abe supercro

abe supercro

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neosapien said:
So my helper of 3 years is a 22 year old virgin. He says he's not but it's obvious that he's just too embarrassed to admit it. He's really socially awkward and I'm pretty positive he could never talk to a female let alone bag one. And I'm worried the situation will only get worse in time. But I think if I jumpstart the sexual contact via a hooker it might break him out of his shell. So what say you?
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Stay out of your coworker's sex life, ya weirdo.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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srh88 said:
Why aren't you at the strip club.. I'm sure the middle of the day Tuesday line up is amazing haha
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Hmmm, well that went about the same lol.

Neo: Hey, have you ever been to a strip club?
Helper: No, never had a reason to go.
Neo: Do you want to go?
Helper: I don't need to go now with the new VR stuff. It's like the real thing.
Neo: Um what? No, it's not.
Helper: Yeah, it comes with a doll and everything. You can squeeze her nipple.
Neo: It's nipple. It's not a her. Cuz it's not real.
Helper: It's pretty cool.
Neo: You are such a fucking millennial. Generation Oregon Trail what!
Helper: Hey man, I remember CDs and shit.


I almost asked him if he was gay again but I really think he's just a goof.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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neosapien said:
He can't pee outside. I mean has the inability to pee outside. Or into a bottle in the back of the van. He will painfully hold his urine in his bladder until I drive him to a gas station or a portajohn. It's made for some pretty funny moments.
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on multiple occasions i have shat into a box in the back of the box truck just to avoid destroying a customer's bathroom first thing in the morning after having my coffee and arriving at the job.

i consider it good and courteous customer service.
 
srh88

srh88

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neosapien said:
Hmmm, well that went about the same lol.

Neo: Hey, have you ever been to a strip club?
Helper: No, never had a reason to go.
Neo: Do you want to go?
Helper: I don't need to go now with the new VR stuff. It's like the real thing.
Neo: Um what? No, it's not.
Helper: Yeah, it comes with a doll and everything. You can squeeze her nipple.
Neo: It's nipple. It's not a her. Cuz it's not real.
Helper: It's pretty cool.
Neo: You are such a fucking millennial. Generation Oregon Trail what!
Helper: Hey man, I remember CDs and shit.


I almost asked him if he was gay again but I really think he's just a goof.
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Don't ask just stop lol
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
neosapien said:
He can't pee outside. I mean has the inability to pee outside. Or into a bottle in the back of the van. He will painfully hold his urine in his bladder until I drive him to a gas station or a portajohn. It's made for some pretty funny moments.
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He needs to dial 1-800-PENIS or one of the other big male charities. He is not alone, and a support group made up of other men in a similar squeeze will make it less hard for him.
 
macsnax

macsnax

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neosapien said:
He can't pee outside. I mean has the inability to pee outside. Or into a bottle in the back of the van. He will painfully hold his urine in his bladder until I drive him to a gas station or a portajohn. It's made for some pretty funny moments.
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I have a buddy that can't pee around people, I used to fuck with him a bit over that.
 
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