Smurfy,
I once thought very much like you, honest. I mean this sincerely;
I consider myself Christian but today that means to me tgat the Christian Narrative is how I relate to the Creator just like my Islamic friends relate to the Almighty through the teachings of Mohamed, and etc for all other faiths.
Pray, meditate, think and reason, it is only a small percentage of this world that thinks like you do and i did, even those reading the same scriptures. If God was so worried about the details of human behavior why were we only given this 3lb pile of mush in our skulls to figure it out precisely accuratly a moral code in a collection books (which is what the Bible is) written by dozens of human writers written over centuries in multiple different cultures or risk eternal damnation? Why were we all wired to think different, see things different etc if precision accuracy in interpretation of it were necessary? If that were so, that was a malicious act from the Creator towards us. Why would a Diety be offended by non malicious behavior of any type? Why would it bother Him?
When i became a parent my perspective devoloped more, each child is different than the other and thats so beautiful that they are. Understood as a Parental Creator one can easily beleive Yahwey would feel the same way.
I also want you to think about how Christians (could happen in other faiths as well) sometimes become so focused on "The Book" they miss the story in the book. I feel many Conservative Christians sometimes come dangerously close and sometimes cross the line and end up worshipping the Book itself... Our faith existed before the Roman Catholic Bishops at the Council of Ladocia recognised the 26 books of Christian Scripture (all of current NT besides revelation)...
Strive to rid yourself of all malice and hate, and as God is Love...
I appreciate your real response, there is a lot of material there. I'll try to address some of them, but I think you fall short on several Christian doctrines.
Let's start with " If God was so worried about the details of human behavior why were we only given this 3lb pile of mush in our skulls to figure it out precisely accuratly a moral code in a collection books (which is what the Bible is)":
That doesn't mean that we shouldn't
try to study the Bible to the best of our abilities. Since God originally created us in his image and the Holy Spirit resides in us to this day, and also gave us dominion over all the plants and animals, it clearly implies that we are fully capable with our superior intelligence to understand the Bible. Throughout the Bible, you will see that the Christian is supposed to seek God, what is good, etc.
You unbiblical ideas on rewriting God's word is shown in your question of "Why would a Diety be offended by non malicious behavior of any type? Why would it bother Him?". That only confirms your carnal perspective of Christianity. You can't pick and choose what parts to obey. One of the most important parts of Christianity is to let go of what your prior self and to put complete trust in God and his word.
Next, you attempt to make a claim that Islam, in the Christian perspective, is a valid religion. In the Christian perspective, any other religion is inherently false. False religions point straight to hell, and that comes straight from the Bible. Man does not have the moral right to rewrite God's law in favor of his "feelings" of acceptance. In addition I'm wondering what you have to say about Muhammed beheading gays?
if man is made in the image of god, and some people are gay, doesn't that mean that part of god is gay?
Adam and Eve were made in the image of God, but please read the 2nd and 3rd chapters of the Bible, which literally are the first few pages of almost any Bible. Mankind fell when Eve ate from the tree of knowledge. So no, the modern man doesn't
naturally follow the image of God and therefore God is not gay. Also, he clearly defines marriage in that a man and woman join together in one flesh. Never in the Bible do you see a homosexual couple praised.
