yesterday, i walked out to my garden. i heard rustling inside one of my plants. i walked over towards it and 3 birds flew out. then i heard one chirping inside it. i had to spread the branches open to try to see it. it flew out that backside. i just stood there giggling for 10 mins.
Fdd rolls out to the south 40 to check on th'trees. He decides it's a bit chilly back at the ranch, so he fells a 30' skunk plant and leaves it there to dry...
Hugh Hefner rolls by with the girls, just stopping in for breather, say's Hef, wanted to hang in the forest for a bit...
Fdd says cool. I was just about to jump in the cessna and do some fertilizing...so go around to the north 40...
Tommy Chong and Jorge Cervantes are in Fdd's office, strumming some CCR and peeping some trichromes under the scanning electron microscope for a High Times cover.
Dude...I know books have been written about your horticulture skillz...but can I ghostwrite your autobiography?
I'll work for some of that firewood...