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BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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These sites will send you e-mail notification of class action lawsuits that are being filed and/or resolved. Many of the claims don't require any form of receipt or proof of purchase (hint, hint). Some are state specific so you have to read thru the eligibility requirements. Cali folks seem to be included in more than other states. ;) I've probably received $500 over the past couple of years.

http://www.classactionrebates.com/
http://classifiedclassaction.com/
https://topclassactions.com/
 
neosapien

neosapien

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My hot Vietnamese neighbor called me hysterical saying my wife knocked on her door choking on a cherry pit and that she had to call an ambulance. So then I had to fly home from work and get our daughter. Now I'm finding out they took her to the only hospital not in our network. What a fucking mess. Fuck stone fruits. And the health networks that support their terror. My wife's OK but this fucking cherry is gonna cost me $5k fucking dollars I bet.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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neosapien said:
My hot Vietnamese neighbor called me hysterical saying my wife knocked on her door choking on a cherry pit and that she had to call an ambulance. So then I had to fly home from work and get our daughter. Now I'm finding out they took her to the only hospital not in our network. What a fucking mess. Fuck stone fruits. And the health networks that support their terror. My wife's OK but this fucking cherry is gonna cost me $5k fucking dollars I bet.
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You got off easy @ 5K - divorce would have cost you everything. :)












Real talk: Glad Mrs. Neo is OK.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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neosapien said:
My hot Vietnamese neighbor called me hysterical saying my wife knocked on her door choking on a cherry pit and that she had to call an ambulance. So then I had to fly home from work and get our daughter. Now I'm finding out they took her to the only hospital not in our network. What a fucking mess. Fuck stone fruits. And the health networks that support their terror. My wife's OK but this fucking cherry is gonna cost me $5k fucking dollars I bet.
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I hit the like button only because there's no " damn that sucks button ".
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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neosapien said:
My hot Vietnamese neighbor called me hysterical saying my wife knocked on her door choking on a cherry pit and that she had to call an ambulance. So then I had to fly home from work and get our daughter. Now I'm finding out they took her to the only hospital not in our network. What a fucking mess. Fuck stone fruits. And the health networks that support their terror. My wife's OK but this fucking cherry is gonna cost me $5k fucking dollars I bet.
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I've always been fascinated by the Asian culinary skill of taking any type of random meat and turning it into delectable and savory morsels
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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neosapien said:
Fuck stone fruits.
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neosapien said:
It's the season of the stone fruits. Laugh and rejoice with me at all of the world's follies as we eat cherries, be merry and gay and spit peach and nectarine pits at hipsters and trucks with confederate flags. Oh yes, ain't life grand.
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on a related note, i got all the cherries off my trees this year before the birds did. i fucking love stone fruit season.
 
ANC

ANC

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Lol, don't know if I should I keep getting these really ominous dreams of alien ships arriving in the sky.
The one was so huge it looked like a death star as it became visible through the blue sky. The sound was huge like the whole earth was making it.
Other times I just dream of them flying overhead in the sky, with nothing much happening except the feeling of this is a disaster. Oh, yeah, once the earth people shot at one of these, it fired back into the sea causing this massive tsunami, I was up on a hill watching all this go down. I'm normally so upset after these, I don;t even go back to sleep.
 
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