What did you accomplish today?

GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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ANC said:
Dropped my daughter off at mom in law's, but had to take her shopping first, an exercise in patience.
Oh and I just ran out of weed, oh well it's almost bed time.

Jeesus I thought Iour vet is expensive, it is like $150 to pull a cat tooth.
It isn;t like the 1980's where you can just get a new pet, they are fucking expensive when they get sick these days. Spend $200 on a vet one Saturday when our cat got urinary tract crystals.
Our pets always get sick on weekends.
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ANC - this boy's linage is from your neck of the woods.

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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I averaged watching about 6 hours a day of Wimbledon play for the last week, not sure which month it is or who I am anymore. What's more concerning is I don't really care. I cut the shit out of my thumb last night playing with a combat knife. A pro musician playing with a knife, wtf??? As soon as I saw this huge piece of flesh hanging, I placed the skin back and held it super tight with my other hand and stopped any blood from coming out. I went to get the band aids from the bathroom, then realized how the fuck am I supposed to open them while pressing my wound? As soon as I let go blood was dripping everywhere, fast. By the time I got a couple on tight, it looked like Stoned Farmer had a party in there, so I sponged up most of the blood off the tile before it dried. I gave it a couple of hours to clot, then went to clean and redress it before bed. I got a shot glass and filled it with a 6% h2o2 mixture I dilute myself, carefully ran the warm water over the wound to melt off the blood clotted band aids, then stuck my thumb in the shot glass. It literally boiled over with germs and some blood, and hurt like hell. It boiled so hard that the solution actually became HOT and a pinkish, frothy, meaty mixture poured into my sink. I placed the skin flap back into the wound, and put neosporin on band aids before redressing it. It feels much better this morning, but is sore from healing. I was supposed to go busking today, but I guess I'll go for a long bike ride, instead.
I wanted to sleep until 2pm, but forgot this guy wanted to stop by for a qp. Woke up to piss at 1pm and looked at my phone, he was already parked in the spot. I told him to give me 10 minutes and went down to collect my $1400, so I really don't need to busk, anyway. What a start to the week, hope yours is better...
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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tyler.durden said:
I averaged watching about 6 hours a day of Wimbledon play for the last week, not sure which month it is or who I am anymore. What's more concerning is I don't really care. I cut the shit out of my thumb last night playing with a combat knife. A pro musician playing with a knife, wtf??? As soon as I saw this huge piece of flesh hanging, I placed the skin back and held it super tight with my other hand and stopped any blood from coming out. I went to get the band aids from the bathroom, then realized how the fuck am I supposed to open them while pressing my wound? As soon as I let go blood was dripping everywhere, fast. By the time I got a couple on tight, it looked like Stoned Farmer had a party in there, so I sponged up most of the blood off the tile before it dried. I gave it a couple of hours to clot, then went to clean and redress it before bed. I got a shot glass and filled it with a 6% h2o2 mixture I dilute myself, carefully ran the warm water over the wound to melt off the blood clotted band aids, then stuck my thumb in the shot glass. It literally boiled over with germs and some blood, and hurt like hell. It boiled so hard that the solution actually became HOT and a pinkish, frothy, meaty mixture poured into my sink. I placed the skin flap back into the wound, and put neosporin on band aids before redressing it. It feels much better this morning, but is sore from healing. I was supposed to go busking today, but I guess I'll go for a long bike ride, instead.
I wanted to sleep until 2pm, but forgot this guy wanted to stop by for a qp. Woke up to piss at 1pm and looked at my phone, he was already parked in the spot. I told him to give me 10 minutes and went down to collect my $1400, so I really don't need to busk, anyway. What a start to the week, hope yours is better...
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Super glue that shit.

I reckon that h202 and alcohol actually slow the healing process.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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Indacouch said:
TITLE---Two deletes one Mr.J

((Takes a hit of polar bear express))

Where was I .....ahhhh yes

Once upon a time there was a guy named Mr.J. He was a strange fellow and seemed very alone,broke and down on his luck....One day he drove to the store in his 87 Toyota tercel ...as he was standing outside pan handling for a cheap beer and enough gas to get home. He smelt a familiar smell ....Sh#t,that's rite sh#t...but not just any FU##I#g Sh#t,worm S#it....he immediately got excited and knew that was a free food source for months...as he peered through the fence behind the store.... he could see a huge pile of steaming worm S#it ....Mr.J was beyond excited about all that FU##I#g SH##.....He immediately ran inside the store ((EXCITED)) with his mouth watering and a raging Bon#r.....he went to the clerk and asked about the pile of Sh#t....The clerk responded with--What in the Fu#k do want all that Shi# for....Mr.J had to think quick, the store owner hated him for previous loitering and other lude acts in his parking lot.....So Mr.J screams PLANTS!!!...I have plants ((which was a terrible lie))..........so the nice man behind the counter makes a deal with Mr.J .....I give you all my SH#t....if you promise no more panhandling,prostitution,or loitering in my lot.....Mr.J agrees and drops to his knees to thank the nice man .....after 9 minutes of thanking the store owner behind the counter .....he gets up,dusts his knees off and goes to collect his Shi#.....Mr.J runs outside and thanks a few more people behind the dumpster to get enough gas money to get home......Finally he backs his little tercel rite up to his free pile of SH#T......He couldn't believe his eyes....at least $17 worth the free shit.....((TOTALLY WORTH IT)) he says .....Mr.j starts loading Sh#t like a pro .....2 hours and 7 shovel scoops later ....Mr.J finally had all approx 22lbs of worm SH#t in his car.......Beyond excited he jumps in his 87 tercel ((with custom racing stripes mind you)) and starts the long 45 second drive home .....Rite away he realizes 22lbs of worm SHI# ....is way to much for his 87....But he pushes on and slowly eases over all the bumps and sticks in the alley to get home.....Mr.J has no money ....so no registration or insurance, forces him to drive half a block down the alley to get home.....Finally he arrives back to his parents house to tell them all about his SH#TTY day......as always the doors are locked with a note that reads ((PLEASE LEAVE!!!....love mom&dad))......not phased Mr.J runs back to the alley to start unloading his SH##.......after he gets all his SHI# put away .....Mr.J eats well....then he decides to share his story with all his best friends and homeboys....((Strangers on the internet))..........one of these people who happen to see his post/story is a strapping young Ladd with a huge penis named Inda ...or Mr In for short.....obviously disgusted and recognizing Mr.J immediately from all his other accounts ....Mr.In decides to show some compassion....he just felt bad and was disgusted to see the same lonely sad little man with a tiny brain eating SH#t ......Mr.In happen to be cooking a 4 egg omelette ....but actually had 2 eggs left .....so out of the kindness of his heart he offers Mr.J two of his half dozen eggs ....even sending MrJ a picture of the delicious ranch eggs .....and just because it appeared that two of the eggs in the carton were actually a mans testicles .....Mr.J reported Mr.In .....TWICE!!....in a 10 minute time frame........So Mr.IN being the bigger man .....decided not to push the issue and realized maybe Mr.J is happy eating worm Shi#...having multiple sock accounts and stocking strangers on the internet .....Mr.IN also realized Mr.J was in love with the report button ......Mr.J went on living happily ever after amassing multiple sock accounts......setting records for reporting people ...all while living in his car at his parents eating worm Sh#t..

------------------THE END-----------------

See my next story titled --Mr.J is Mr.A.



Remember this story was totally fictional and absolutely had nothing to do with any of the people/socks seen here.......
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Priceless
 
Chunky Stool

Chunky Stool

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WeedFreak78 said:
Just took my cat to the vet. He needs teeth pulled. They won't talk cost, just $900 for anesthesia...:o:shock:...WTF? .... and then they'll decide once he's under and being examined. Not even a .."it usually costs between this and that, barring issues" Cost me $120 just for the exam. I only went there because that's where he's always been treated before I took over his care. I Just got an appointment at a smaller local vet, see if they are more reasonable. Only $50 for an exam... keeping fingers crossed.
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Vet expenses are out of control everywhere!
We have two dogs & three cats. It costs a fortune just for regular checkups & meds!
God help you if your pet needs a "procedure"... :o
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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WeedFreak78 said:
Just took my cat to the vet. He needs teeth pulled. They won't talk cost, just $900 for anesthesia...:o:shock:...WTF? .... and then they'll decide once he's under and being examined. Not even a .."it usually costs between this and that, barring issues" Cost me $120 just for the exam. I only went there because that's where he's always been treated before I took over his care. I Just got an appointment at a smaller local vet, see if they are more reasonable. Only $50 for an exam... keeping fingers crossed.
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Hey man, we all know that pussy is expensive. Totally worth it, though ;)
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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tyler.durden said:
Didn't even cross my mind, but good advice. I may do that next time I dress it if it hasn't mended well. My biggest concern was infection, hence the h2o2 soak...
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As a machinist, and automotive hobbyist, I second super glue. A quick squirt has saved me hours, maybe days, in the ER. They also have liquid bandage, which is meant for cuts, but not as strong as super glue.
 
WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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Chunky Stool said:
Vet expenses are out of control everywhere!
We have two dogs & three cats. It costs a fortune just for regular checkups & meds!
God help you if your pet needs a "procedure"... :o
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Banfield animal hospital wanted $900 for anesthesia, $200 cleaning, then whatever for tooth extraction. 1 vet looked at him, didn't take any vitals, no eye/ear check and pushed thier $400+ wellness plans, hard. They had to Google distemper to tell me what it was:roll:

My local vet wants $900-$1000 max, for the same procedures, if its needed and said that's most likely high. They think only one or two teeth might need extraction, a cleaning( $150) might be fine. 2 vets did a full dental checkup, cleaned his ears, did a test on that, found an infectionand showed me how to administer the needed ear meds. It cost me $120 so far.
I went back to the other place, canceled my appointment and complained to the manager. I think I found a new vet.
 
Jimmyjonestoo

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whitebb2727 said:
Super glue that shit.

I reckon that h202 and alcohol actually slow the healing process.
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Definitely. I've had some pretty bad cuts that certainly needed stitches. Super glue fixed it right up. Just gotta stop the bleeding first. Last injury i had was bleeding so bad that it just dripped bloody super glue all down my arm. Wasn't fun to pick off when it dried.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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WeedFreak78 said:
Banfield animal hospital wanted $900 for anesthesia, $200 cleaning, then whatever for tooth extraction. 1 vet looked at him, didn't take any vitals, no eye/ear check and pushed thier $400+ wellness plans, hard. They had to Google distemper to tell me what it was:roll:

My local vet wants $900-$1000 max, for the same procedures, if its needed and said that's most likely high. They think only one or two teeth might need extraction, a cleaning( $150) might be fine. 2 vets did a full dental checkup, cleaned his ears, did a test on that, found an infectionand showed me how to administer the needed ear meds. It cost me $120 so far.
I went back to the other place, canceled my appointment and complained to the manager. I think I found a new vet.
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Speaking of pets, I just left tractor supply , which had their winter pet coats on clearance . I got my dane an XL real trees pink camo , and my wife's ankle bitter two Charlie Brown sweaters all for 23$ . Her dog hates me , so all winter I'll be saying " hey Henry your mom dresses you funny ".
 
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