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Indacouch

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Just picked up my boy from school.....he informed me that he farted extremely loud in music class and told the class it was a trumpet immediately afterwards........with all the socks,12 yearly olds and people with box wine for brains on here already ......I'm thinking I should just start his RIU account now.....

He's getting ice cream for dinner

((Wipes tear)) so proud......so proud
 

Indacouch

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Indacouch

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Ran into another old friend today in town....he was one of the friends who had no balls to do shit himself but would hang around us just to watch our shenanigans.....he brought up a few stories even I forgot ....like the time I called our local tv channel who was live broadcasting about jail ...LOL....il never forget acting totally legit until they put me on air ...speaking into the phone and hearing my voice come from the old TV not a second later ((it was beautiful)).....it was a debate about our local jail .....I waited for them to ask the question and then asked if they'd ever been fucked in the ass ....screen went blue for a few seconds and then they came back on letting everyone know swift police action would be taken ......I obviously had to be home for dinner rite then........then he reminded me about the time he went to Wal-mart with us and me and another friend decided to play home run derby using a soccer ball and a kayak ore for a bat.......the ball ended up breaking through the drop ceiling and coming back down through a light about 40 feet away ....we were drunk and ran like hell ....all of us escaped except the only kid who wasn't drunk and did nothing wrong...good times

I think I'm guna start a thread just to hear people's stories from the past.
 
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