Speaking of Craigslist I've been texting a trucker I met there. I'm looking for an alternative to flying home to PA next month and he drives that way frequently. So it seemed like it could work. Then he's telling me how excited he is to meet me and we were planning on going out for beers. Just to feel each other out ya know. Somewhere along the way I tell him about my back problems and dude keeps telling me he wants to massage my back. He sends me a pic of the bed he sleeps in in the back part of his cab. Truck is gorgeous. 18 wheeler. All white.
More texts about how excited he is and I get morning texts about his raging morning wood. Now things are getting creepy. Do I want to be stuck in this guy's truck for three days and nights and when I shrug his advances is he going to kick my ass out in the middle of nowhere?
So I just cut him off before it goes any further. I'm too old to mess around with a sexually frustrated trucker.
What is it about Craigslist that brings out the crazy in people?
So I just drank a few beers and made myself some potato salad. That was how I spent my Sunday.