So I stopped to get my morning snack as usual ....but today was much more fun,entertaining,and exciting.....I pull up and as soon as I shut the car off I hear a constant horn. I get out shut my door and realize there's a very upset young man honking at my car ((ME)) ....
....then he said, you need to fucking move...I was guna park there ....
....so that reminded me to set the alarm on my car and tell him I wouldn't be moving .....I could immediately tell he's use to people being afraid of him and his appearance ....he was trying very hard to show me he was a gangster ....I like wannabe gangsters there too fun to pass up.....so then he literally asked me 11 times in a row if I was guna move .....I answered 12 times NO .....he started to get very pissed that his lango and thuggish appearance wasn't scaring me ....he's very vocal and I'm very calm ......I call these guys Barkers...like the little dog running in circles barking,trying it's hardest to get a rise out of the big one.......So then he says: you know I could have took that rite....I replied: took what ....then he proceeds to tell me how he allowed me to drive in front of him
....because he could have easily taken me in his car...he was driving a Hyundai LMFAO...so after listening to his bullshit I decided it was time to give back
..........I said: first off thank you for allowing me to drive in front of you ....I absolutely love the fact that I got the parking spot you wanted .....secondly, your like the coolest kid I've ever seen ...driving a real Hyundai Genesis racing car...I bet it's hecka fast ......then I finished with ....if you really wana upset me you could try sucking my dick incorrectly .....
.......I swear even his stereo went silent ....lol.
Insert atomic bomb explosion pic ((here))
Then he does what every little pussy gangster wannabe does ....he says: you know fools get shot everyday .....I said oh yes I know ....that's why I make sure I never come up short ....it's at this point ....he knew he fucked up ....I then said ...if you wana have a gun battle over a parking spot I'm totally down for that ....hold on a sec ....once I hit the key fob to unlock the car......he fuckin ripped outta there ....lmao haha..........and yes I still went in and got my delicious treats after that ......just added a little extra heat with my coffee
......funs over ......now I'm off to trim.
Morning everyone