IDK about the Marine Corps.....might try the Air Force
Just got back from a job interview.
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Sir Napsalot
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Good for you for being straight-up
Jobs come and go but a man's honor prevails
or not
Jobs come and go but a man's honor prevails
or not
Dirty Harry
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I was given a waiver in 1986 as I was "honest" and said I tried marijuana once. Had to see three different officers, questions like did I buy or sell, and other questions...Under oath and informed if I lied to them I would be fucked. so there was some hoops back then. Either the Army is seeing high reject rates/low volunteers and needs manpower...Or they are catching on to how things are and will be.Pot smokers can join the Army now.....
kelly4
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Daveindiego
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Generic term for the ‘nurse’ administering the test.
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Lol that's what's up man congratulations on telling them
thenotsoesoteric
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If a doctor ever told me to do that kind of shit I would instantly tell that doctor to eat my asshole. What reason did you have to take a drug test where the doctor had you touching and rubbing yourself while running in your underwears? If for a job what job?
I'm sorry but I'm dying over here laughing about the conversation and this whole scenario?
Was this your doctor?
texasjack
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I'll look for the video on Pornhub.
Dirty Harry
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Some jobs involve a pre-employment physical. A hernia check by a real doctor means anything hidden in your underwear will be seen.
Yeah, hotels and taxis are always better than lugging your own tent for miles...IDK about the Marine Corps.....might try the Air Force
dannyboy602
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Ahh pix?
greg nr
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I've taken dozens of drug tests for both employment screening and dot screening. NONE of them involved anyone touching me or even being present when I pee in the cup.
They have you empty your pockets and take off your coat/sweater, and the water in the bathroom is off and the water in the toilet is blue, but I go in alone.
The only time I've heard of an observer is for military and parole collections. Never for civilian employment tests.
They have you empty your pockets and take off your coat/sweater, and the water in the bathroom is off and the water in the toilet is blue, but I go in alone.
The only time I've heard of an observer is for military and parole collections. Never for civilian employment tests.
srh88
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Same. All they ever told me was to take my coat off. If a lab tech told me to jiggle in my underwear I'd walk out
Daveindiego
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I have never had anyone touch me either.
I’ve done the routine you speak of.
Again, the nurse that administered the test asked me to touch my legs, and to make movements that would enable her to see if I had anything hidden.
Daveindiego
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Well, I was going to make another thread about it...
Took the piss test today, passed with no problems.
God bless the Urinator. Fuck the lady who works there in her asshole.
Great fucking day.
Took the piss test today, passed with no problems.
God bless the Urinator. Fuck the lady who works there in her asshole.
Great fucking day.
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Daveindiego
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First thing I did when I got home was hit two giant dabs and a huge bowl.
Sir Napsalot
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Glad it worked out for you
Daveindiego
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Thanks.
Really shocked that this isn’t a much bigger topic of discussion around here.
Really shocked that this isn’t a much bigger topic of discussion around here.