Just got back from a job interview.

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Dirty Harry

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doublejj said:
Pot smokers can join the Army now.....
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I was given a waiver in 1986 as I was "honest" and said I tried marijuana once. Had to see three different officers, questions like did I buy or sell, and other questions...Under oath and informed if I lied to them I would be fucked. so there was some hoops back then. Either the Army is seeing high reject rates/low volunteers and needs manpower...Or they are catching on to how things are and will be.
 
thenotsoesoteric

thenotsoesoteric

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Daveindiego said:
Wha?

Nah, I'm serious, the doc doing the physical made me run my hands down my legs, and bend over, and all this weird ass shit. For a 1/4 of a second, I almost just walked out.
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If a doctor ever told me to do that kind of shit I would instantly tell that doctor to eat my asshole. What reason did you have to take a drug test where the doctor had you touching and rubbing yourself while running in your underwears? If for a job what job?

I'm sorry but I'm dying over here laughing about the conversation and this whole scenario?

Was this your doctor?
 
greg nr

greg nr

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I've taken dozens of drug tests for both employment screening and dot screening. NONE of them involved anyone touching me or even being present when I pee in the cup.

They have you empty your pockets and take off your coat/sweater, and the water in the bathroom is off and the water in the toilet is blue, but I go in alone.

The only time I've heard of an observer is for military and parole collections. Never for civilian employment tests.
 
srh88

srh88

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greg nr said:
I've taken dozens of drug tests for both employment screening and dot screening. NONE of them involved anyone touching me or even being present when I pee in the cup.

They have you empty your pockets and take off your coat/sweater, and the water in the bathroom is off and the water in the toilet is blue, but I go in alone.

The only time I've heard of an observer is for military and parole collections. Never for civilian employment tests.
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Same. All they ever told me was to take my coat off. If a lab tech told me to jiggle in my underwear I'd walk out
 
Daveindiego

Daveindiego

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greg nr said:
I've taken dozens of drug tests for both employment screening and dot screening. NONE of them involved anyone touching me or even being present when I pee in the cup.

They have you empty your pockets and take off your coat/sweater, and the water in the bathroom is off and the water in the toilet is blue, but I go in alone.

The only time I've heard of an observer is for military and parole collections. Never for civilian employment tests.
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I have never had anyone touch me either.

I’ve done the routine you speak of.

Again, the nurse that administered the test asked me to touch my legs, and to make movements that would enable her to see if I had anything hidden.
 
Daveindiego

Daveindiego

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Well, I was going to make another thread about it...

Took the piss test today, passed with no problems.

God bless the Urinator. Fuck the lady who works there in her asshole.


Great fucking day.
 
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