Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Karah]

Did you know that all women really love anal? It's just that most men fuck it up. use lube, take your time, ease it in and wait..DON'T MOVE... after a while you can fuck it like it's a pussy. Makes chicks cum hella hard, some girls even cum during the "DON'T MOVE" phase. anal should be enjoyable for everyone. That's how I feel about that.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Reminds me of a CL posting I did a couple of months ago.

You Dipped Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter - w4m

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And by that I mean you put your D in my A. I didn't want to do it, but you were so convincing. I pooped a little and you freaked out. Clearly it was your first time too. Some talker. I googled it and that's actually fairly normal. What I don't understand is why you didn't just shower instead of jumping up and throwing your pants on then kicking my cat on your rush out. I hope your pants stunk all the way home and you caught a cold from driving with your window down. If you ever see me again, do NOT talk to me. F you.


I got at least 50 emails from guys offering to do it right for me.

 

[curious2garden]

We had some showers through the night was pretty much dry outside by break of day. I'm sure my lawn appreciated it.

I do not water my lawn.
It stares up at where its life comes from.
when I can not even lift my head, my lawn stares up at where its food will come from long after I am gone. Almost all the grass is dead. But those that remain, look up at the sky.

That is beautiful. You have a gift.

 

[neosapien]

Now I want to eat chicken wings. While doing anal.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Now I want to eat chicken wings. While doing anal.

That's better than wanting to eat anal while doing a chicken

 

[ANC]

Thanks, I took my meds an hour late so I got a bit wordy.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[curious2garden]

Thanks, I took my meds an hour late so I got a bit wordy.

Please do that more often.

 

[ANC]

Please do that more often.

OK, but the chicken won't last long.

 

[Bareback]

Actually a bed, a tv and a fridge what more does one need in life?

Toilet paper is nice, just saying.

 

[curious2garden]

Toilet paper is nice, just saying.

LOL it's all in the details!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

LOL it's all in the details!

 

[ANC]

 

[ANC]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I've been in a Cessna 170 that actually did this on ski's (in snow).
I wasn't the pilot & wasn't quite sure what was going on the first time so I just STFO & made sure not to touch anything.

 

[Bareback]

I only like half of this pic....you fine folks can take bets on the half it is.

 

[Bareback]

LOL it's all in the details!

No job is finished until the paper work is done.....

 

[curious2garden]

I've been in a Cessna 170 that actually did this on ski's (in snow).
I wasn't the pilot & wasn't quite sure what was going on the first time so I just STFO & made sure not to touch anything.

Hill can work for you on short field landings and in other news I missed the Lt. Dan Band at Edwards in the Hangar for a free show.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

My mom keeps telling me I need to "come back to Jesus". I don;t know where he is. I keep looking in the bottom of my alcohol bottles, but I don;t see him. Why are some people lucky enough to find Jesus at the bottom of their bottle? I want to be lucky at least once in my fucking life. Although, I prefer it to be at something else.

 

[neosapien]

My mom keeps telling me I need to "come back to Jesus". I don;t know where he is. I keep looking in the bottom of my alcohol bottles, but I don;t see him. Why are some people lucky enough to find Jesus at the bottom of their bottle? I want to be lucky at least once in my fucking life. Although, I prefer it to be at something else.

We have our daughter at a "Christian" preschool because it's the cheapest in town by far and that's where all the Chinese kids go. They just told me today when I dropped her off that she should register again for next year because they feel she's not ready for kindergarten because she missed 7 weeks going to China. Pretty sure she learned more about the world in those 7 weeks than she did the whole semester. I found Jesus, in my direct debit account!