Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Chunky Stool]

What were we talking about?

Corinthian leather?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

What were we talking about?

Huh?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

What were we talking about?

i forget

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

This morning I dreamt I was at a party at this cool house, but I didn't know anybody.
Anyway, after the party, everybody started leaving and I decided it was probably time for me to go to.
When I got outside there were cars parked everywhere, and worst of all I was dream drunk, which is always worse than being real drunk.
Finally got into my car and then the fucker wouldn't start.

I was so pissed off I woke up and got out of bed.

again, another reason for me to be happy i don't remember what i dream

 

[ebgood]

Yeah, I've known two Monicas and both were hot. One was the younger sister of an old elem->high school buddy; we all drove him nuts lusting after his sis lol

Thats always fun. Ive gotten all 3 of my best friends sisters butt ass naked. He just gave up on caring

 

[ebgood]

I had a supa weird dream last night and it went something like this—

We were taking some type of trip, seeing some artist in a different state but we weren’t in cars we were on bicycles. We stopped off at this one town and I somehow knew this lady that we stopped at. She let us sleep in her house and used her shower and shit because we smelled bad from biking for days. Then we were at this festival thing that was inside. It was like a party in the sewers. We were going in and I remembered I had some drugs in my purse. I thought it was blow but when I pulled this bag out of my purse it was a crunched bag of cereal. I snorted some of it lol. The cop at the door was like, “are you okay?” And I said yes. He said, “do you need some assistance?” I said, why would I have a cop help me hide my drugs? And then I woke up.

Life lessons—don’t snort cereal.

I kinda miss dreaming

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

you still do it, you just don't remember. everyone dreams, it's your brains way of working shit out, without your ego interfering.

 

[ebgood]

If it's good enough for bill it's good enough for me. She's pretty hot, I wonder if her nipples are pink

Got a feelin she has glass nipples. But again id hit either way

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

glass nipples?

 

[ebgood]

Were these guys there?



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Does anyone else think the ninja turtles #metoo-ed April at some point

 

[ebgood]

glass nipples?

Oh i dont think its a term anyone uses but me. Damn i dnt know how to explain it. Id give examples but last i checked nipples are still taboo round these parts

 

[ebgood]

you still do it, you just don't remember. everyone dreams, it's your brains way of working shit out, without your ego interfering.

Yea been fightin my dr over this apnea bs. He says i never really reach REM. I say mf u have no idea how much weed i smoke

 

[tyler.durden]

All cars should come in brown.

Ironically, I've got a package for her...

 

[ebgood]

Ironically, I've got a package for her...

Does it contain any food? Looks like she needs food more than anything

 

[curious2garden]

Does it contain any food? Looks like she needs food more than anything

Looks more like a snarl than a smile too. If she's hungry could be trouble.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Yeah not the cutest face but I'd eat that booty up in a second.

 

[Singlemalt]

Looks more like a snarl than a smile too. If she's hungry could be trouble.

That makes it fun!

 

[ebgood]

Looks more like a snarl than a smile too. If she's hungry could be trouble.

Oh u know good n well this poor girl is hangry

 

[ebgood]

Yeah not the cutest face but I'd eat that booty up in a second.

Booty? Where?

 

[curious2garden]

That makes it fun!

I also saw stabby as a feature too. So few people agree.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

ANC - you don't happen to have a pool do you?