Random Jabber Jibber thread

[ANC]

Really people? Isn't this like the second or third time around for poisoned romaine lettuce? NFW I would eat any of it, anywhere, unless I grew it.

Five dead, nearly 200 sick in E. coli outbreak from lettuce. And investigators are stumped

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/06/02/five-dead-nearly-200-sick-in-e-coli-outbreak-from-lettuce-and-investigators-are-stumped/?utm_term=.fc01fffcfc55&wpisrc=nl_most&wpmm=1

I saw on TV they were saying if you have romaine lettuce in the fridge, to just chuck it.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I saw on TV they were saying if you have romaine lettuce in the fridge, to just chuck it.

at the very least i'd dunk it some bleach water and wash it off.....

 

[420God]

Is it because people have become such clean freaks that so many get sick? I've never had food poisoning and I know I've eaten some bad shit since I can't smell rot.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

girls used to make mud pies when we were kids, and we'd "pretend" to eat them. i know i ate enough dirt as a kid to pot a plant up now, and i'm still here....

 

[ANC]

I've never eaten romaine lettuce unless it was in some salad mix.

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[ANC]

 

[Singlemalt]

I suspect today's kids aren't even aware (or if so, appalled at) the 5 second rule and it's variants (which required some damned quick mental calculations encompassing the physical states of the object and landing zone)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-second_rule

 

[420God]

I suspect today's kids aren't even aware (or if so, appalled at) the 5 second rule and it's variants (which required some damned quick mental calculations encompassing the physical states of the object and landing zone)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-second_rule

I remember a couple kids in grade school becoming hypocondriacs because they depicted germs as monsters.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Have you tried PENIS?

Not recently.

 

[pabloesqobar]

Not recently.

Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .

 

[BarnBuster]

I suspect today's kids aren't even aware (or if so, appalled at) the 5 second rule and it's variants (which required some damned quick mental calculations encompassing the physical states of the object and landing zone)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-second_rule

Can kids even count to 5 without an electronic device?

 

[Singlemalt]

Can kids even count to 5 without an electronic device?

LOL

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Can kids even count to 5 without an electronic device?

"Schools in the United Kingdom are beginning to remove analog clocks from the classroom — because students are complaining that they can’t read them, reports say"

https://people.com/human-interest/british-schools-analog-clock-kids-cant-read/

 

[BarnBuster]

"Schools in the United Kingdom are beginning to remove analog clocks from the classroom — because students are complaining that they can’t read them, reports say"

https://people.com/human-interest/british-schools-analog-clock-kids-cant-read/

When I see a digital display my mind "translates" it to analog. I'll remember a specific time better when I see analog as well.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Really people? Isn't this like the second or third time around for poisoned romaine lettuce? NFW I would eat any of it, anywhere, unless I grew it.

Five dead, nearly 200 sick in E. coli outbreak from lettuce. And investigators are stumped

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/06/02/five-dead-nearly-200-sick-in-e-coli-outbreak-from-lettuce-and-investigators-are-stumped/?utm_term=.fc01fffcfc55&wpisrc=nl_most&wpmm=1

Seems OK to me.



I'll report back if I become ill.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

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Seems OK to me.

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I'll report back if I become ill.

i swear i heard "Jaws" music as i panned down that lettuce......

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

i swear i heard "Jaws" music as i panned down that lettuce......

I googled "Guy drops dead" for a cool pic to tag in there.

For some reason really dead people showed up in the images - go figure.

NTS - don't do that again.

 

[ChingOwn]

Guess who went to trail, watched the video of his "DUI" arrest and was never over the line, so his case got dismissed??? *Two thumbs pointing at meeeeeee!!!!*

 

[jerryb73]

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Seems OK to me.

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I'll report back if I become ill.

Still alive? Hope so...