When I was 14 while spending two weeks with my grandparents, I was out all night terrorizing the hood at about 2am leo is called and a high speed bicycle vs the entire police force ensues . The cops are racing across the dew covered golf course and we would pop up and then duck into a culvert. The next day the news reports was of all the damage we had done to the course, like wtf if the damn cops hadden been chasing us we wouldn't have even left foot prints.
PS, I eased back to the grandparents house and the kid with me broke into a empty house and hid in the attic, where he took a shit and wiped his ass with the pink stuff......