Kids say the darndest things...

Novabudd

Novabudd

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My little son got me good.a couple weeks ago. We were laying around watching t.v and I heard a knock at the door. It was my mail man needing me to sign for mail. Well as I was signing my son depantsed me. I didn't have no underwear On. Fuck I never been so embarrassed in my life.:oops:



Today my other son tells me. Hey dad can you make me a PNJ sandwich. I tell him wait your mom will be here in a min. He says but dad it's real easy all you have to do is get two pieces of bread some peanut butter and jelly. You had hear how he said it I was rolling. After I'm making the sandwhich I'm thinking to myself If this so easy why the fuck he ain't making it.
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Uh guess he's smartern dad !
 
Iriemedicine

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I was with my niece the other day who is three and being a huge brat, we where going to the store so I started singing kids songs on the way. She started screaming for me to stop so I started singing wheels on the bus go round and round and she started bawling haha. After we left the store I was driving home and she shouts out to me from her car seat in the back “I didn’t tell you that you couldn’t sing!” With hella attitude Lmao.
 
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Granny weed

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I have a very funny granddaughter if 6yrs, she was telling me that one of her brothers friends had called him a vagina, so I said oh well what’s a vagina and she said nanny it’s a willy. So I said no darling a vagina is a fairy ( that’s what she calls her private parts )
So she says well what’s a willy called and I said a penis, she immediately starts shouting to her brother Tom Tom your a penis not a vagina oh my goodness I laughed so much.
 
dangledo

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Stepped on a little plastic road cone as i stumbled around this morning and yelled fuuuck and without missing a beat he yells it right back to me the same way

Doesn't want anything to do with repeating other words when we're trying to teach him, then you slip up once and he nails it spot on. Smh but lmao
 
dangledo

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dangledo said:
Stepped on a little plastic road cone as i stumbled around this morning and yelled fuuuck and without missing a beat he yells it right back to me the same way

Doesn't want anything to do with repeating other words when we're trying to teach him, then you slip up once and he nails it spot on. Smh but lmao
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On second thought i think he may have said truck. He has been carrying one around this morning, repeating it over and over

Must've thought that's what i yelled. Whew. Momma would've killed me
 
cannabineer

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dangledo said:
On second thought i think he may have said truck. He has been carrying one around this morning, repeating it over and over

Must've thought that's what i yelled. Whew. Momma would've killed me
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My boy used the same word for truck, fork, clock, and train. "Choo-choo truck" came out doo-doo fuck! Extra fun when he yelled it out in the car when we saw a train on the local tracks.

Look! A big doo-doo fuck!
 
dangledo

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cannabineer said:
My boy used the same word for truck, fork, clock, and train. "Choo-choo truck" came out doo-doo fuck! Extra fun when he yelled it out in the car when we saw a train on the local tracks.

Look! A big doo-doo fuck!
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Lol. I can' wait for days of getting embarrassed in public with something like that

Deciphering jibberish has been a real treat so far. Full sentences of pure nonsense so passionately spoken. So funny and he gets so mad when I laugh. I know i shouldn't but it's so hard not to.
 
jerryb73

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dangledo said:
Lol. I can' wait for days of getting embarrassed in public with something like that

Deciphering jibberish has been a real treat so far. Full sentences of pure nonsense so passionately spoken. So funny and he gets so mad when I laugh. I know i shouldn't but it's so hard not to.
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Lol, my daughter is always asking me, what’s so funny? When I tell her, you are, she says, what did I say that was funny. Everything. Lol
 
curious2garden

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dangledo said:
Lol. I can' wait for days of getting embarrassed in public with something like that

Deciphering jibberish has been a real treat so far. Full sentences of pure nonsense so passionately spoken. So funny and he gets so mad when I laugh. I know i shouldn't but it's so hard not to.
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Now I embarass my son! He gives me this look :o:shock: :roll: o_O and I reply Circle of Life bay beeeee :P

 
dangledo

dangledo

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cannabineer said:
Anothe golden oldie from my son, one that I imagine is relevant.

~angrily~ It's a fault!
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I like it. Not taking or placing blame. Just recognizing that it's there


Sounds like my wife when it's actually her fault

curious2garden said:
Now I embarass my son! He gives me this look :o:shock: :roll: o_O and I reply Circle of Life bay beeeee :P

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Goes around comes around. I know I'll get mine lol
 
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