How to sell weed? First-timer.

[puck1969]

Could do it like some of the assholes around here. They get an ounce of well cured top shelf
smoke, put 7-8 drops of water in it and BAM! You got an ounce and a quarter! Now you have
the "sticky bud" that you'll let go for the bargan price of $20 per gram...... DICKHEADS

 

[LOFT]

thanks for your advice I found it helpful. I'm going to start with a quarter and move from their. Bulk buying and bulk selling right?

Yeh and before you know it you will be growing 400 Oz and selling it all to one person with cash up front!! Tis true i have witnessed my mate do this
and at £180 and Oz
Work that out

 

[Skunk Baxter]

Well, you put your finger on the hardest part of dealing - setting up a reliable distribution network. That's always the bottleneck. Ideally, it's best to sell to as few people as possible, sell only to people you know, and don't let anyone at all in your life know that you're selling weed unless they're your customer. If they're not buying from you, there's no reason for them to know. Trying to forcibly expand your distribution network by stepping outside your comfort zone and selling weed to people you don't feel "right" about is the quickest and straightest path to jail.

Aside from that, identify what your goals are and keep them clear. Are you just trying to make enough cash that you always have free weed to smoke?

Trying to make enough money to pay some extra bills?

Trying to make enough cash to have a better quality of life, be able to afford more fun things?

Make an actual living at it?

Get wealthy?

What exactly do you want? You don't have to tell us that here, because we don't need to know that. But you need to know it. You should know that answer, keep it clear in your mind, so as not to deviate from it. Know your goals, know your comfort zone; and pick a path that leads to your achieving those goals without having to step too far outside your comfort zone.

Speaking for myself, when I was just straightup dealing for money, I felt that it wasn't even worth bothering for unless I was selling significant weight. At the same time, I deliberately kept my weights low enough that I wasn't flying too high on anyone's radar. Yeah, they'd have grabbed me if I made it easy for them, but I wanted to keep my weights down to the point where they'd have had to work so hard, it wouldn't have made enough of a headline to warrant all the effort it would have taken.

Now, my goals have changed a bit. I want to make enough cash to make it a financially intelligent course of action, but at the same time, my main focus is to develop strains (or a strain) that will help medical marijuana patients lead a better life than they could live without that strain. That's basically it. Anything that keeps me on that path is within the parameters of my mission statement; anything outside those boundaries is the wrong path, and possibly endangering my operation in a way that's neither necessary nor wise.

 

[ziggo]

Just play Drugwars until you have it all figured out. Selling weed is like selling anything else. Except it has the added benefit of jail time if you screw up. But hey if you screw up in a straight business you just get your ass sued off.

Maybe start off with a lemonade stand and work up to having a hot dog cart. Soon you'll be a winner at the wiener game. After that expand into Gyros, if you can muscle in on the Greeks.

 

[BUSTALUNG]

a quarter is 80$ for a customer. dealers get their weed for waay less than 80 dollars, either because they grow it themselves, or they are good friends with a grower. grow it yourself and you'll make a ridiculous amount of $

If you're giving 80 a quarter you can't make enough off of it to risk it. Hell if you can't double your money it's not worth it. Think of it this way, when you get busted, and if you stay in the game long enough you will get busted, are you making enough to pay your lawyer any fines you might get and to cover any jail time you have to do? If you sell you can't buy a oz and sell quarters find somebody that will sell you all you can afford. The more you buy the cheaper it is. Try to start with at least a QP more if you have the money to get it. A lb would be nice, then you can weigh it out in quarters , halves or oz's I never liked fucking with quarters you have to fool with to many ppl. I would rather buy and sell a QP for 150$ profit than sell a bunch of quarters and make 300$. The more ppl you fuck with the better chance getting popped. Like the fine Irishman said above, the questions you're asking sounds like you have no clue what you're getting into they're more to selling than they are just buying and smoking , a lot more.

 

[dylxnxlvis]

I will not post my name for privacy reasons, so just call me jay.

I've been smoking weed for 2 years now, I started smoking regs and then moved on to some grade A if not B+ grade weed. People have told me they've smoked the same strain but not as strong as mine, so I know I'm smoking fire stuff.

A few weeks ago I lost my job, plus I gatta study and go to school so my schedule wasn't really flexible. I know the dealer I buy my goods from also grows it indoor and even makes new strains by cross breeding, so I know I have a hook up their. But my problem is I don't know where to start like:

how do I get customers? ( I can't just ask anyone to buy )
secure locations for the exchange? ( off and on campus )
a quarter is 80$ how would I make profit from that? ( math.. )
and in the case I get busted, how do I get rid of it? ( eat it?? )

I know alot about herb but not about this sorta business I accept the danger and jail time involved in this so i don't need to be reminded.

Please and thank you guys first post.

Hey, im from Missouri and I sell, and basically this is what I did:

1.) Started off letting my cousin help me sell, and then as I would post stuff on Snapchat people would hit me up, and they would tell their friends and then it just came racking in like that. Eventually I no longer had to post anything on my snapchat or anything and I had people hitting me up, but I NEVER sold to anyone I didnt personally know or that a friend didnt know or at least someone that I would never see again, those are the main people that will rob you.

2.) There are no secure locations, you can get caught ANYWHERE. Honestly if youre in college on campus, have the person leave the money somewhere you both know no one would see, walk past that spot and take the money and drop off the goods at the same time. For one it helps with not having to meet someone you dont know, and it could also help with not getting robbed.

3.) If youre paying $80 for 7g’s where its LEGAL and im only paying $60-$70, theres a problem. You cant make ANY profit off of a sev if its going for $80 for only 7g’s, usually its $10 a g, I would ask your dealer about that unless you sell sev’s for $85-$90.

4.) In the case of you getting busted, you COULD eat it, but it probably wouldnt sit well with your body, or you could put it all in a smell-proof bag or anything of that nature. Not sure if the laws are the same where you are, but I know that here in Missouri if the cops pull you over or anything and search youre car but you have a locked glove box or locked arm rest, they cant search it unless they have a search warrant.

Those are my tips and how I got started. If anyone has any suggestions or anything for what I could do or this guy, reply to me, thanks and I hope this helps anyone needing it.

 

[LinguaPeel]

I remember when everyone wanted to be a weed dealer. Sacks went up 5 dollars and shorted a pinch every time it changed hands. I guess if that's what it takes to feel like scarface, or smoke for about 5% cheaper while pissing off any smart acquaintance you have, go for it. That's how dispos make money. People buy enough to smoke for free selling half their ounce to kids.

 

[jonsmith2012ad]

I will not post my name for privacy reasons, so just call me jay.

I've been smoking weed for 2 years now, I started smoking regs and then moved on to some grade A if not B+ grade weed. People have told me they've smoked the same strain but not as strong as mine, so I know I'm smoking fire stuff.

A few weeks ago I lost my job, plus I gatta study and go to school so my schedule wasn't really flexible. I know the dealer I buy my goods from also grows it indoor and even makes new strains by cross breeding, so I know I have a hook up their. But my problem is I don't know where to start like:

how do I get customers? ( I can't just ask anyone to buy )
secure locations for the exchange? ( off and on campus )
a quarter is 80$ how would I make profit from that? ( math.. )
and in the case I get busted, how do I get rid of it? ( eat it?? )

I know alot about herb but not about this sorta business I accept the danger and jail time involved in this so i don't need to be reminded.

Please and thank you guys first post.

If you’re looking for help on how to hustle on the internet don’t try please somebody will at least jack if not kill your dumbass. You would have to sell a ton of weed imo to make it worth it. If anything if you had experience and we’re possibly affiliated with a criminal organization I would say move hard stuff that’s where the money is. If you get caught you’re going up anyway, make it worth your time. If your in an illegal area and you want to make Mom do low key learn how to extract then talk to your grower buddy, let him move that shit, do things smart. You don’t get do overs with this shit you fuck up you’re gone. I lost a lot of friends either to prison or the grave. They were all comfortable holding their own and shit still popped someone slid them and they’re gone. Do yourself a favor don’t do it. It might seem worth it right now but it’s not. Nothing is worth your freedom. You might say well I don’t have freedoms anyway if I can’t sell but you will know a true loss of freedom when you’re locked up and everything you know is gone. Hope you’ll think about it, I lost my entire 20’s to prison I’m 33 now and it’s behind me but I still remember the people I saw get killed and all that shit. Don’t be me. Smoke and enjoy life even get another job it’s not that bad believe me.

 

[jonsmith2012ad]

Could do it like some of the assholes around here. They get an ounce of well cured top shelf
smoke, put 7-8 drops of water in it and BAM! You got an ounce and a quarter! Now you have
the "sticky bud" that you'll let go for the bargan price of $20 per gram...... DICKHEADS

Here here lol I particularly like using an orange slice or even two myself.

 

[Mass Medicinals]

Just read the entire thread to page 12. I want that time back

This just doesn't really seem like a real thing. Like you're trolling or LEO or both.

 

[primobozo]

I will not post my name for privacy reasons, so just call me jay.

I've been smoking weed for 2 years now, I started smoking regs and then moved on to some grade A if not B+ grade weed. People have told me they've smoked the same strain but not as strong as mine, so I know I'm smoking fire stuff.

A few weeks ago I lost my job, plus I gatta study and go to school so my schedule wasn't really flexible. I know the dealer I buy my goods from also grows it indoor and even makes new strains by cross breeding, so I know I have a hook up their. But my problem is I don't know where to start like:

how do I get customers? ( I can't just ask anyone to buy )
secure locations for the exchange? ( off and on campus )
a quarter is 80$ how would I make profit from that? ( math.. )
and in the case I get busted, how do I get rid of it? ( eat it?? )

I know alot about herb but not about this sorta business I accept the danger and jail time involved in this so i don't need to be reminded.

Please and thank you guys first post.

I will not post my name for privacy reasons, so just call me jay.

I've been smoking weed for 2 years now, I started smoking regs and then moved on to some grade A if not B+ grade weed. People have told me they've smoked the same strain but not as strong as mine, so I know I'm smoking fire stuff.

A few weeks ago I lost my job, plus I gatta study and go to school so my schedule wasn't really flexible. I know the dealer I buy my goods from also grows it indoor and even makes new strains by cross breeding, so I know I have a hook up their. But my problem is I don't know where to start like:

how do I get customers? ( I can't just ask anyone to buy )
secure locations for the exchange? ( off and on campus )
a quarter is 80$ how would I make profit from that? ( math.. )
and in the case I get busted, how do I get rid of it? ( eat it?? )

I know alot about herb but not about this sorta business I accept the danger and jail time involved in this so i don't need to be reminded.

Please and thank you guys first post.

There's no profit in small scale weed selling. You will take 1000 to 1200 of your money, buy a QP and try to sell it by the gram, not impossible, but make sure you have bill money put back, because that 1200 you put out up front, your only going to get it back 20 dollars at a time. Usually you spend it as you make it. For example, you sell a gram for 20, into the gas tank it goes, sell another one and buy fast food. It goes on and on. Then when bills are due, you take what little money left and buy more smoke to sell to make bill money. Repeat, and repeat, and repeat.
Never getting ahead of the ball. I have been there, I know what I am talking about. You are not "likely" to make it selling weed. Few ever do.

 

[a mongo frog]

There's no profit in small scale weed selling. You will take 1000 to 1200 of your money, buy a QP and try to sell it by the gram, not impossible, but make sure you have bill money put back, because that 1200 you put out up front, your only going to get it back 20 dollars at a time. Usually you spend it as you make it. For example, you sell a gram for 20, into the gas tank it goes, sell another one and buy fast food. It goes on and on. Then when bills are due, you take what little money left and buy more smoke to sell to make bill money. Repeat, and repeat, and repeat.
Never getting ahead of the ball. I have been there, I know what I am talking about. You are not "likely" to make it selling weed. Few ever do.

Can we use the same aproach and just incorporate hard drugs? I don't understand why we would only sell grams of mary jane only. Makes no sense.

 

[primobozo]

Can we use the same aproach and just incorporate hard drugs? I don't understand why we would only sell grams of mary jane only. Makes no sense.

Pills, crack and meth, heroin they bring a whole new list of problems, problems best left alone.

 

[Budley Doright]