Father will not approve

[curious2garden]

I dunno, it may just be me, but it's pretty clear most things involving dumpsters are memorable: fucks, explosions, fires

Mmmmm fires the gift that keeps on giving

 

[cannabineer]

LOL there's always the @chewberto method, bypass the fuck, save your $20.00 and toss her right in the dumpster

Good to see you this morning Gare Bear

That's some plus rep thinking right there! Officer level stuff.

If OP has some of @tangerinegreen555's fabrication and repair mojo, that dumpster could be the launch pad for an exotic holiday on a budget.

 

[Gary Goodson]

LOL there's always the @chewberto method, bypass the fuck, save your $20.00 and toss her right in the dumpster

Good to see you this morning Gare Bear

Glad to see you guys as well.


Btw I’m down for a good dumpster dicking while we’re talking about it.


Any takers?

 

[cannabineer]

Glad to see you guys as well.


Btw I’m down for a good dumpster dicking while we’re talking about it.


Any takers?

Sure sailor

 

[Gary Goodson]

Sure sailor

Meet me in 5 minutes. I’ll be ready

 

[cannabineer]

Meet me in 5 minutes. I’ll be ready
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Readier than last time, I hope. Your stem was a bit kiefy.

 

[neosapien]

Indeed!
@iamnobody, do you have a special subsidiary sweetie stash of particularly succulent lumber, y'know, "good enough to impress a girl who knows from marijuana"? Or perhaps the resin of romance or the bongwater of passion?

I also do not recall if you shared your Goodson's CHC* with the board. This is vital diagnostic info and will help steer our answers to be of more effective service in your effort to propagate your genotype.

*Goodson's Cock Holster Coefficient, a measure of how many dix you can fit in there at once

I can totally make a spreadsheet of the website wide CHC now.

Everyone start compiling the names and numbers and I will rock the shit out of it.

 

[curious2garden]

I can totally make a spreadsheet of the website wide CHC now.

Everyone start compiling the names and numbers and I will rock the shit out of it.

Are they gonna make you write macros too?

 

[iamnobody]

Whoa whoa whoa. Dumpster dicken is strictly 3rd date. I'm not some whore.

 

[cannabineer]

I can totally make a spreadsheet of the website wide CHC now.

Everyone start compiling the names and numbers and I will rock the shit out of it.

In Microsoft Sexcel?

 

[cannabineer]

Whoa whoa whoa. Dumpster dicken is strictly 3rd date. I'm not some whore.

Until you provide your Goodson's, we will be the arbiters of that.

 

[curious2garden]

.....snip......I'm not some whore.

Of course you can be if you try harder. It's important to have a goal in life.

 

[lokie]

Have a date this weekend. First date I've had since high school (so its been over a decade)

We're going to have lunch then smoke a little. Just something chill to get to know each other.

Something I'm worried about is where to smoke that's safe. Last thing I need is to spend our first date in handcuffs. Both our places are off limits because... Well its the first time meeting each other. Don't know the area very well. I was thinking a park or the back of parking lot but idk

An interesting tag to draw attention to this thread.



Is this an assertion or an invitation?

This tidbit of information may well narrow your options of places to go.

 

[curious2garden]

An interesting tag to draw attention to this thread.

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Is this an assertion or an invitation?

Good catch! I wonder if that's a typo and he dropped his 'p' or if we are not the droids he seeks?
++rep

 

[cannabineer]

An interesting tag to draw attention to this thread.

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Is this an assertion or an invitation?

That is a head-scratcher. We are committed to equal opportunity when it comes to doing what we do and to whom.

 

[Laughing Grass]

 

[Gary Goodson]

Whoa whoa whoa. Dumpster dicken is strictly 3rd date. I'm not some whore.

You must forgive me, I forgot the rules.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Wait, what? I just saw the tags... thanks @lokie(nice catch btw) wtf we need explanation. What’s up with the “racist” tag?

As @cannabineer so eloquently put it, we are equal opportunity dumpster dickers around these parts.

 

[doublejj]

It's stuff like this that made me buy a plain white van. But u can rent one for $19....best of luck

 

[Gary Goodson]

It's stuff like this that made me buy a plain white van. But u can rent one for $19....best of luck

Leave to the old schools to learn is some shit.


++rep