Dumbest Advice of the Day Thread...

[bazoomer]

animals dont drink pepsi n fuckin hork down nachos. im gonna tell u like i told the dude in the original plant pisser thread.... Semen has protein in it -- does that mean your willing to jerk off into your hand n lick it up for its vitamin content??? i mean, saves you the need to eat meat - instead you can just beat meat!!!!

*edit* GOD DAMNIT, IM ALWAYS LATE TO THE FUCKIN PARTY. yall already started talkin about semen. fucks sake man, i can only use a joke once before it spreads like wildfire, lol. by the second time im ready to fire it off, someones already beat me to the punch. god damnit

lol, any 1 tryed smokin a J of semen ?? , bet its a bstard to roll !!

 

[K1Ng5p4d3]

go burn one n let us know if the doobie runs or not.

 

[KaliKitsune]

LOL go piss on that shit for days straight Jw and watch your pH fuck up so hardcore within the first three days as that urine decomposes and turns into nitric acid.

Go back to school, to hell with 420chan. You need some basic organic chemistry classes.

 

[bazoomer]

go burn one n let us know if the doobie runs or not.

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[anhedonia]

Ever see newbs give each other advice. Read this drivel.
https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/121780-clipping-off-water-leaves-sucker.html

 

[jfgordon1]

Man, WIKIPEDIA IS NOT ACCURATE. there's a REASON why colleges generally DON'T ACCEPT IT AS A CITABLE SOURCE.

HUMANS DO NOT PRODUCE URIC ACID LIKE OTHER ANIMALS. YOU COULD *NOT* RAISE SUCH A NITROGEN CONTENT IN YOUR URINE WITHOUT POISONING YOURSELF. YOUR BODY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

actually wikipedia is more accurate than Britannica...