What did you accomplish today?

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I also know of a place nearby. Guess ill be hitting them up soon.
Oh horse exhaust makes fine compost. I love the initial phase where it gets all hot. About a month after the hot phase ended, I'd often get a nice fat flush of inky cap mushrooms. I was always on the lookout for different mushrooms (none, alas). Once, though, a bit of foxfire took in there.
 

DustyDuke

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whelp.. managed to basically shit everywhere. went out to watch the new Aladdin movie which imo was good tbh and despite i thought will smith playing genie was a bit weird i think he did a good job and robin williams would of been proud of him. think people gave him more shit then credit. during te movie my stomach was really sore though but made it through and as we left i went to use the bathroom had to pee but it was weird cause it felt like i had to pee but it was trying to come out my butt. held it in and it went away. figured we were only going to get take out for dinner so i could wait to poop but i was wrong they wanted to sit down and eat. had to hold it and when we got home ran to the bathroom pants got stuck and thus i shit everywhere. literally shit everywhere on the ground, on my leg, on my butt, on my hands.

pretty sure it was from all the sugar i had today. either was the sugar or the beef jerky i had from work or both. for some reason beef jerky gives me diarrhea as well if i eat it in bulk which i did.
Sounds like you had a shit hot time.
My mrs peed herself when she was pregnant at the movies she freaked out started crying hard. She freaked out more when I dumped my coke on her to hide the evidence lol.
Shit I hope your day got better
All puns intended :lol:
 
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