The swan is slowly strangulating her.Well now I want a swan.
The swan is slowly strangulating her.Well now I want a swan.
They have a fowl sense of humor.what ever you do, don't piss off a duck.......
Lol now I’m picturing the swan saying shhh it will be over soon.The swan is slowly strangulating her.
Their kind have anger issues.
She has those legs and wings pointed away from her for a reason.Lol now I’m picturing the swan saying shhh it will be over soon.
I fear I may have exposed my true age and lost my chance at romance with you.Glad you asked... I didn't want to feel stupid. I thought this was some clever comment about fainting that went over my head.
Lol now I’m picturing the swan saying shhh it will be over soon.
I'm terrible at picking up on subtleties. #1 might be a little dated now... text me maybe.I fear I may have exposed my true age and lost my chance at romance with you.
I'm not giving up!
7 Little Things You Can Do To Make Any Girl Swoon
- Call her. Like, pick up the phone, hit that little phone symbol, and call. ...
- Remember the things she assumes you won't notice. ...
- Dress like you give a damn. ...
- Don't be shy about her. ...
- Be silly. ...
- Ask her. ...
- Focus on her.
see told ya....little fucker hurt when they do that.....
he paid the billsee told ya....little fucker hurt when they do that.....
that he did...lol...literallyhe paid the bill
I was following along big guy.I fear I may have exposed my true age and lost my chance at romance with you.
I'm not giving up!
7 Little Things You Can Do To Make Any Girl Swoon
- Call her. Like, pick up the phone, hit that little phone symbol, and call. ...
- Remember the things she assumes you won't notice. ...
- Dress like you give a damn. ...
- Don't be shy about her. ...
- Be silly. ...
- Ask her. ...
- Focus on her.
Cool man.I brought the kid with me to work a few weeks back. There was a moment, a look on her face, a gleam in her eye at one point that might have been one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed. We were cleaning a pool in a very rich, old old money part of town. The homeowner had 2 daughters about my kids age. They were intently looking out the window, almost in disbelief, watching my daughter help me. I looked at my kid at one point and saw the purest form of happiness on her face. She knew nothing of wealth, social class or materialism. She just knew that she was helping her dad and those kids were trapped inside thinking how fucking cool she was.
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