Cows ate my weed
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Yes you can ride a cow. You can't ride a turkey.
Singlemalt
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You can ride a cow, but you can't make it drink
Diabolical666
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My neighbor has a cattle hauler. He said call him up when they show.
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DustyDuke
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The general rule of thumb in OZ is 4 acres a steer. Must be good grazings in your neck of the woods.
My Grandpa had a similar problem, cows got in at his veg garden. Which was his pride and joy so over night there was an “infestation of wombats”. Resulting in large holes all around the garden almost strategically placed. Well a cow broke it’s leg in one of the holes and dear old Pa had to put it out of its misery. Tasted good he told me the story while we ate it.
Pa was a WW2 vet and a prisoner of war. His levels of compassion were minimal but was still a good man at heart.
DustyDuke
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A good person would buy you a new one and if they were broke at least lend you theirs until they could afford to buy one. Judging by the pic you might not be that lucky.
lokie
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My grandma used to tell us how she would ride a cow into town.
The other kids had horses and soon she was left behind. That did not stop her, she would keep riding her cow into town.
She said the only way she new how far behind the others she was was to get off the cow and step barefoot into the fresh dung to see how warm it was.
She was a resourceful woman. she raised 11 kids.
tyler.durden
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This is one of the greatest threads ever. I was laughing so hard I think I pulled something. Dia, you are awesome, babe. You can't make this shit up...
Diabolical666
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I just love this pic. Ty for sharing it!My grandma used to tell us how she would ride a cow into town.
The other kids had horses and soon she was left behind. That did not stop her, she would keep riding her cow into town.
She said the only way she new how far behind the others she was was to get off the cow and step barefoot into the fresh dung to see how warm it was.
She was a resourceful woman. she raised 11 kids.
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neosapien
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I could rap battle her for you dia.
Yo bitch you be lookin like one of your heffers
Your cows escape again I'll make your spot look like a colony for lepers
I'll turn your cows into dog treats and fucking jerky
Just to see the look on your face as their water spot turns murky
Soaked in the blood of the carnage I'm about to unleash
Eating dia's shit we're way past a truce of peace
Mending your fences ain't gonna mend any fences I'm gonna kill your fucking moomoos in the street. Then I wake up the next day rinse and repeat. Word to your hooved motherfuckers.
Yo bitch you be lookin like one of your heffers
Your cows escape again I'll make your spot look like a colony for lepers
I'll turn your cows into dog treats and fucking jerky
Just to see the look on your face as their water spot turns murky
Soaked in the blood of the carnage I'm about to unleash
Eating dia's shit we're way past a truce of peace
Mending your fences ain't gonna mend any fences I'm gonna kill your fucking moomoos in the street. Then I wake up the next day rinse and repeat. Word to your hooved motherfuckers.
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Diabolical666
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Fk yo cows memes AIGHT!
Jk they funny af
Jk they funny af
dstroy
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Pretty sure what you're dealing with are government spy cows...
Easy way to tell if they're spy cows is how they eat grass. All governmenty, with paperwork involved.
p.s.
regular cows can't write, as far as I've tried to teach them anyhow, only special government ones
p.p.s.
unless you were wearing tinfoil the entire time you were outside "they" definitely have your brainprint
good luck
Easy way to tell if they're spy cows is how they eat grass. All governmenty, with paperwork involved.
p.s.
regular cows can't write, as far as I've tried to teach them anyhow, only special government ones
p.p.s.
unless you were wearing tinfoil the entire time you were outside "they" definitely have your brainprint
good luck