Cows ate my weed

Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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dstroy said:
Pretty sure what you're dealing with are government spy cows...

Easy way to tell if they're spy cows is how they eat grass. All governmenty, with paperwork involved.








p.s.

regular cows can't write, as far as I've tried to teach them anyhow, only special government ones

p.p.s.

unless you were wearing tinfoil the entire time you were outside "they" definitely have your brainprint



good luck
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Yes I havent thought about in that (crazy conspiracy ) type way. This gives a whole new prospective :eyesmoke: thanks!
 
Mrs. Weedstein

Mrs. Weedstein

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I have no idea if this is true or not, but I heard that an old middle eastern method of making hash was to feed cannabis to horses and then dry the shit. A bunch of the biomass got digested while the THC got shat out. Not suggesting you try this unless you’re really adventurous, tho...
 
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Gaza420

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If I was you I'd confiscate everyone of those cow's that trespassed. Sell them and buy back your equipment and whatever they damaged or say fuck it and shoot every single one of them. That sucks though bro.. sometimes you have to be a little shitty if people are being that way to you.
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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Gaza420 said:
If I was you I'd confiscate everyone of those cow's that trespassed. Sell them and buy back your equipment and whatever they damaged or say fuck it and shoot every single one of them. That sucks though bro.. sometimes you have to be a little shitty if people are being that way to you.
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Im still waiting on the ok from the brand inspector. I must also think what to do if this goes down in my favor and they want the neighbor wants to fux with me. Im already shopping for new camera system lol
 
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Gaza420

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Diabolical666 said:
Im still waiting on the ok from the brand inspector. I must also think what to do if this goes down in my favor and they want the neighbor wants to fux with me. Im already shopping for new camera system lol
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Absolutely..everybit of evidence you have will matter to a Lawyer during representation, even if you think it's nothing it could be something to him that helps him when representing you. Camera up my friend.
 
lokie

lokie

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Gaza420 said:
If I was you I'd confiscate everyone of those cow's that trespassed. Sell them and buy back your equipment and whatever they damaged or say fuck it and shoot every single one of them. That sucks though bro.. sometimes you have to be a little shitty if people are being that way to you.
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Gaza420

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Diabolical666 said:
Im still waiting on the ok from the brand inspector. I must also think what to do if this goes down in my favor and they want the neighbor wants to fux with me. Im already shopping for new camera system lol
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Or if you really want to be a dick and have a good laugh. Cyanide them!
 
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Gaza420

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I see it as a reasonable solution. I would think it's funny, I'm not a serial killer or mass murderer. I guess I'm the wrong one to fuck with. Like I said before sometimes you have to be shitty to people who are being shitty to you and if that calls for you to do shitty things well so be it.
 
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Gaza420

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lokie said:
That is not a reasonable solution to this delima.

Why would you harm the bovine?
Unless you are a mass murderer or serial killer?

I see no humor in causing harm to the defenseless beasts.

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Cows are defenseless? You made me laugh..their only defenseless until you rendered them as such. Also can you name a defenseless beast as you call it?
 
neosapien

neosapien

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I wouldn't kill all of them as I'm sure thats a huge waste of money. But if they get out again… imagine the picture that's painted as you look your neighbor dead in the eyes, petting her cow, then you pull out a bolt gun, cap it, then slit it's throat. She'll know you mean business. Say my name. Diaberg.
 
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