Kids say the darndest things...
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tyler.durden
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Now I embarass my son! He gives me this look
and I reply Circle of Life bay beeeee
cannabineer
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On Dildo! On Stripper! On Dickser! On Ballsen! And don't forget Rudolph the Reservoir-tip Reindeer! lol
KrazyG
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Sat in the car with my 12 year old son, and he is talking nonsense as usual.
He does this just to wind me up, so he says to me "dad I'm a dictator like Putin"
I said " Your a what?" He says rather loud " I'm a dick taker"
I laughed that hard I thought I was gonna pass out.
He does this just to wind me up, so he says to me "dad I'm a dictator like Putin"
I said " Your a what?" He says rather loud " I'm a dick taker"
I laughed that hard I thought I was gonna pass out.
neosapien
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My daughter is learning to read and spell right now in kindergarten. She is doing rather well, I am pretty impressed.
"Dad, I know how to spell FUCK. F-U-C-K".
"Lil Neo!!!!!! You know thats the worst word ever. Who taught you that"?
"It's written on my bus seat".
"Don't ever say that again" (good job on figuring out the CK though, daddy loves you)
"Dad, I know how to spell FUCK. F-U-C-K".
"Lil Neo!!!!!! You know thats the worst word ever. Who taught you that"?
"It's written on my bus seat".
"Don't ever say that again" (good job on figuring out the CK though, daddy loves you)
neosapien
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My daughter has this game where she purports certain aspects of life to "The Gamemaster". Like in a scary raspy voice "Daddy, we need to build a leprechaun trap to catch the leprechaun before the Gamemaster does". Little girls are weird. Except she doesn't enunciate the best sometimes and it just comes out "The Gaymaster". "Daddy, daddy, watch out the gaymaster!"
cannabineer
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neosapien
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The wife made Black Silkie Chicken soup for dinner and lil neo decided she's all of a sudden freaked out by it. She then proclaimed that she's now a vegetarian. I said cool. We then went down the list of what she can't eat now. There was only one deal breaker. So my kid is now a vegetarian (that eats beef jerky).
neosapien
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Come on @sunni come on @Metasynth you guys gotta have like a million now.
Metasynth
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We’re still working on talking here.
neosapien
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Well shit man, they do funny stuff without talking. My kid didn't really start talking until she was like 3. Worried us a bit at first. She won't shut the fuck up now.We’re still working on talking here.
cannabineer
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in Texas veal is officially a vegetable.
Metasynth
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I always thought veal was a dairy product...
cannabineer
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JohnGlennsGarden
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Great thread, neo.
Just last week, my wife was making a responsibility/chore chart with sharpies. Our two year old, knowing she's not allowed to use the permanent markers, grabs one then tells my wife, "I'm gonna borrow this. Don't whine. I'll give it right back." She's 2.
This summer, she(unprovoked and seemingly without reason) pulled a 5 year old off the bench of a mini picnic table with one arm and then announced, "I'm really strong," and walked away. Yep.
Just last week, my wife was making a responsibility/chore chart with sharpies. Our two year old, knowing she's not allowed to use the permanent markers, grabs one then tells my wife, "I'm gonna borrow this. Don't whine. I'll give it right back." She's 2.
This summer, she(unprovoked and seemingly without reason) pulled a 5 year old off the bench of a mini picnic table with one arm and then announced, "I'm really strong," and walked away. Yep.
