JohnGlennsGarden
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Two year old tried cran-raspberry juice for the first time this weekend.
"Mmm. This is a little tasty and a little not tasty."
"Mmm. This is a little tasty and a little not tasty."
Kids say the darndest things...
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BarnBuster
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I still remember when I was little, my mom was baking and I kept bugging her for a taste of vanilla liquid cause "since it smells so good, it has to taste that way too, right?"
jerryb73
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I remember doing that too. Lol.
JohnGlennsGarden
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Hahaha! Yes. A lil vanilla on the finger tip goes a LONG way.
BarnBuster
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neosapien
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We were eating dinner tonight and of course the 'rona was a topic of discussion. We then moved on to how viruses and bacterias are different. I blurted out "you know lil neo some bacterias are good, in fact there's some good bacteria in your stomach right now helping break down your dinner". My first thought after was "fuck she's gonna be grossed out". But then she just pat's her stomach and says "good job". Lol.
BarnBuster
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420drummer
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I got 4yr old twins. Boy and girl. Well my girl ine has come in the bathroom few times while I’ve been kissing and I always turn so see don’t see my junk well finally after four or five times she says. Daddy how you peeing outta your fingers ?? Laughed my ass off then proceeded to explain that I had to hold my junk so I can aim in the toilet and not the floor.
JohnGlennsGarden
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We've been watching naked and afraid xl recently. My oldest came to us with a confession.
"We ate ants."
What? When?
"The other day."
Were they alive or dead?
"One of each."
So, what did you think?
"Only eat the dead ones. The alive ones crawl around in your mouth too much."
What!?!! What did they taste like?
"Nothing. But it feels like eating sand."
lofl
"We ate ants."
What? When?
"The other day."
Were they alive or dead?
"One of each."
So, what did you think?
"Only eat the dead ones. The alive ones crawl around in your mouth too much."
What!?!! What did they taste like?
"Nothing. But it feels like eating sand."
lofl
shrxhky420
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JohnGlennsGarden
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Glad you liked it too!
I'm actually surprised this thread isn't seeing more traffic with so many quarantined with the kids all day.
Yesterday, our 2 yr old lays a big hug on momma:
"I looooove you, mom."
Smashes her thumb and index finger together,
"Sometimes, I don't like you a little tiny bit."
Opens thumb and finger wide,
"Sometimes, I like you a lotta, lotta bits."
Wtf?