Kids say the darndest things...

JohnGlennsGarden

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• Mar 10, 2020

• #141

Two year old tried cran-raspberry juice for the first time this weekend.

"Mmm. This is a little tasty and a little not tasty."

 

dangledo

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• Mar 10, 2020

• #142

Little man smacked his butt then yelled hammies!

 

BarnBuster

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• Mar 10, 2020

• #143

JohnGlennsGarden said:

Two year old tried cran-raspberry juice for the first time this weekend.

"Mmm. This is a little tasty and a little not tasty."

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I still remember when I was little, my mom was baking and I kept bugging her for a taste of vanilla liquid cause "since it smells so good, it has to taste that way too, right?"

 

jerryb73

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• Mar 10, 2020

• #144

BarnBuster said:

I still remember when I was little, my mom was baking and I kept bugging her for a taste of vanilla liquid cause "since it smells so good, it has to taste that way too, right?"

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I remember doing that too. Lol.

 

JohnGlennsGarden

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• Mar 10, 2020

• #145

BarnBuster said:

I still remember when I was little, my mom was baking and I kept bugging her for a taste of vanilla liquid cause "since it smells so good, it has to taste that way too, right?"

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jerryb73 said:

I remember doing that too. Lol.

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Hahaha! Yes. A lil vanilla on the finger tip goes a LONG way.

 

neosapien

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• Mar 22, 2020

• #146

Bedtime has been real fun lately. Getting death notes and shit.

 

BarnBuster

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• Mar 27, 2020

• #147

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neosapien

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• Mar 31, 2020

• #148

We were eating dinner tonight and of course the 'rona was a topic of discussion. We then moved on to how viruses and bacterias are different. I blurted out "you know lil neo some bacterias are good, in fact there's some good bacteria in your stomach right now helping break down your dinner". My first thought after was "fuck she's gonna be grossed out". But then she just pat's her stomach and says "good job". Lol.

 

BarnBuster

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• Apr 3, 2020

• #149

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Milovan1

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• Apr 4, 2020

• #150

 

Milovan1

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• Apr 4, 2020

• #151

 

BarnBuster

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• Apr 13, 2020

• #152

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lokie

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• Apr 19, 2020

• #153

 

jerryb73

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• Apr 25, 2020

• #154

Daughter reads what kind of beer I’m drinking. Corona Premier, seriously daddy. Lol. Think she’s worried bout the rona. Lol

 

420drummer

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• Apr 25, 2020

• #155

I got 4yr old twins. Boy and girl. Well my girl ine has come in the bathroom few times while I’ve been kissing and I always turn so see don’t see my junk well finally after four or five times she says. Daddy how you peeing outta your fingers ?? Laughed my ass off then proceeded to explain that I had to hold my junk so I can aim in the toilet and not the floor.

 

jerryb73

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• May 7, 2020

• #156

Picked daughter up today and talking on the ride home and she said, that’s a hyperbole. I said, wow that’s a pretty big word. She laughs and says, I’m in 3rd grade daddy. My bad...lol

 

DarkWeb

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• May 7, 2020

• #157

I was asking who wanted milk or oj with breakfast the other morning.......2 oj's and a beer.....wait what? My boy looks at me and said "a beer" like I didn't hear him......he'll be 3 this month LOL

 

JohnGlennsGarden

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• May 13, 2020

• #158

We've been watching naked and afraid xl recently. My oldest came to us with a confession.
"We ate ants."
What? When?
"The other day."
Were they alive or dead?
"One of each."
So, what did you think?
"Only eat the dead ones. The alive ones crawl around in your mouth too much."
What!?!! What did they taste like?
"Nothing. But it feels like eating sand."
lofl

 

shrxhky420

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• May 13, 2020

• #159

JohnGlennsGarden said:

We've been watching naked and afraid xl recently. My oldest came to us with a confession.
"We ate ants."
What? When?
"The other day."
Were they alive or dead?
"One of each."
So, what did you think?
"Only eat the dead ones. The alive ones crawl around in your mouth too much."
What!?!! What did they taste like?
"Nothing. But it feels like eating sand."
lofl

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Thanks for sharing!

SH420

 

JohnGlennsGarden

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• May 18, 2020

• #160

shrxhky420 said:

Thanks for sharing!

SH420

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Glad you liked it too!

I'm actually surprised this thread isn't seeing more traffic with so many quarantined with the kids all day.

Yesterday, our 2 yr old lays a big hug on momma:

"I looooove you, mom."
Smashes her thumb and index finger together,
"Sometimes, I don't like you a little tiny bit."
Opens thumb and finger wide,
"Sometimes, I like you a lotta, lotta bits."
Wtf?