Kids say the darndest things...

raratt · May 18, 2020

My 5 yo granddaughter had a hair or something in her throat so her mom told her to get a drink of water. She told her mom "Thank you for helping with my issue".

shrxhky420 · May 31, 2020

Figured this was a good spot for this

Tyler please critique

SH420

DarkWeb · May 31, 2020

shrxhky420 said:
Figured this was a good spot for this

Tyler please critique

SH420

Amazing!

BarnBuster · Jun 23, 2020

lokie · Jun 29, 2020

Overheard at the zoo today.

Dad to young son: Stop picking your butt.

seconds pass

Younger daughter: Dad, he's still picking his butt!

neosapien · Jun 30, 2020

The kid likes to toy with us and say "fricking" a lot. "Are you fricking listening to me!" Last night she had a slight speech impediment and said "fucking". Then looked me dead in the eyes and said "what?" I felt so defeated. Lol.

DarkWeb · Jul 1, 2020

Saw some sumo on TV......my 3yo in only a diaper very honestly said......"I can do that." Kids gonna be a handful....couple weeks back I showed him the old Adam West batman's......I got the "Bang" "Pow" to the nuts!

Milovan1 · Jul 2, 2020

jerryb73 · Jul 6, 2020

Daughter: I wonder where ice got it’s name. It’s basically frozen water. Lmao!!!

Milovan1 · Jul 7, 2020

raratt said:
My 5 yo granddaughter had a hair or something in her throat so her mom told her to get a drink of water. She told her mom "Thank you for helping with my issue".

Is that simply adorable or what?

Milovan1 · Jul 7, 2020

jerryb73 · Jul 8, 2020

Daughter commenting on the movie we are watching. I think they mean cool like temperature not cool like awesome.lol

Milovan1 · Jul 10, 2020

shrxhky420 · Jul 10, 2020

SH420

BarnBuster · Jul 29, 2020

DarkWeb · Jul 29, 2020

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Yeah, we where supposed to go to a indoor waterpark in March......They are now open with social distancing.........Yeah F that!

cannabineer · Jul 29, 2020

DarkWeb said:
Yeah, we where supposed to go to a indoor waterpark in March......They are now open with social distancing.........Yeah F that!

Shared water sort of turns social distancing into a travesty.

DarkWeb · Jul 29, 2020

cannabineer said:
Shared water sort of turns social distancing into a travesty.

Yeah hope they honor the tickets...good for a year and up in Sept

Milovan1 · Jul 29, 2020

neosapien · Aug 1, 2020

The second I walk in the door today…

"Daddy, can you kill someone for me?"

"What!?"

"There's a moth in the bathroom".

Kids say the darndest things...

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