Covid-19

[Gemtree]

 

[curious2garden]

I'm delivering a lot of weed and the last few days since everyone's been staying in. After a midnight delivery last night, I decided to go to Jewel and get some groceries in what I assumed was going to be a practically empty store. The place was booming with customers, I guess a lot of people had the same idea. No iso or TP, very little bleach (had to pick up a couple of small bottles of bleach for grow room maintenance purposes). There was plenty of paper towel rolls, so I picked up a couple packs of Viva towels for my bum. I opened all doors and pushed my cart with my sleeves over my hands, and washed my hands for about a minute when I got home. I haven't touched my face when I'm out for years, so that is second nature for me. I also stopped by the storage locker and took out $4000 in cash to bring home. I'm SO glad I have over $100K stashed away, I'm quite frugal and could live off of that for years if I had to. Maybe real estate prices will hit the floor and I can finally buy a house. One last thing, Corona was on sale at Jewel, that made me smile...

Bet there's still pool shock on the shelves.

 

[BarnBuster]

Quite the frantic pace this morning at RPK (We have 2 Kroger's in city, one, Poor Peoples Kroger (PPK) other, Rich People Kroger (RPK). You all would have been proud of the juicy, phlemgy cough I let erupt a few times

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I'm SO glad I have over $100K stashed away

Hello good friend and favorite person on RIU.

How many points a week will you be charging for small bridge loans if they declare martial law and freeze the banks?

You know I'm good for it. Thanks for your help!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Just syphon the tanks out with a cut up hose
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A couple days ago I left a couple Bounty paper towels in my jeans pocket before I did laundry. (Seriously).

When I emptied the dryer, those paper towels came out of the dryer in near perfect original shape.

Select your own 'moral of the story'. That is all.

 

[neosapien]

Bet there's still pool shock on the shelves.

They're advancing! Quick activate the calcium hypochlorite reserves to defcon 3!

 

[lokie]

A couple days ago I left a couple Bounty paper towels in my jeans pocket before I did laundry. (Seriously).

When I emptied the dryer, those paper towels came out of the dryer in near perfect original shape.

Select your own 'moral of the story'. That is all.

I'm thinking that as many times I'll be washing up each day I'll just multitask
to increase the smooth flow of my already harried scheduled.

 

[ANC]

Gas is cheap tho. I filled up for $45 yesterday.

wash your hands with gas

 

[BarnBuster]

Diagnostic Testing for the Novel Coronavirus

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[tangerinegreen555]

wash your hands with gas

Sounds like vaping, can't use a lighter with gas hands.

 

[curious2garden]

Diagnostic Testing for the Novel Coronavirus

This Viewpoint explains the technical and regulatory challenges that hampered diagnostic testing for severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) during the early spread of infection in the US and considers the unintended consequences of making testing more widely available,...

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McGuffin

 

[cannabineer]

Hello good friend and favorite person on RIU.

How many points a week will you be charging for small bridge loans if they declare martial law and freeze the banks?

You know I'm good for it. Thanks for your help!

Which small bridge are you offering for collateral?

 

[cannabineer]

A couple days ago I left a couple Bounty paper towels in my jeans pocket before I did laundry. (Seriously).

When I emptied the dryer, those paper towels came out of the dryer in near perfect original shape.

Select your own 'moral of the story'. That is all.

The Bounty didn’t mutiny! Nice.

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Which small bridge are you offering for collateral?

I have a bridge to sell you if interested.

 

[cannabineer]

I have a bridge to sell you if interested.

Better be the Mackinac
I’d institute a new toll: one unused roll of Charmin

 

[MICHI-CAN]

Better be the Mackinac
I’d institute a new toll: one unused roll of Charmin

Some people need that roll to make it across. Especially in the winter squalls.

 

[lokie]

Better be the Mackinac
I’d institute a new toll: one unused roll of Charmin

Bet you could scalp them by charging 2 rolls, you know they been hording.
Charge them 1 bottle of hand sanitizer to exit, you know they got that too.

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Which small bridge are you offering for collateral?

A & B Span are already levereged.

 

[jerryb73]

Social distancing...

 

[cannabineer]

They're advancing! Quick activate the calcium hypochlorite reserves to defcon 3!

Very few of life’s problems can’t be solved with a strong enough oxidizer.