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I'm using that line tonight!You need bennies. Enema of Great White.
I'm using that line tonight!You need bennies. Enema of Great White.
Wait. . . What?You need bennies. Enema of Great White.
I believe she owes you much more in some type of barter for selflessly relinquishing your vodka to support her sister. Negotiating the terms is up to you.OK, I need this deal analyzed.
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So the wife traded her sister one bottle of ten year old never opened Absolute vodka for 15 of these n95 knockoffs. Her sister is an artist and she requires so much booze a week, as many artists do or so I have read.
So the vodka was mine, I just don't drink that much. It was actually traded without my permission, but I really didn't care anyway.
And my cut of the take was 5 masks, 4 still unused in the baggie pic.
Did I do this right? Oh, wait.
I really didn't do anything, the wife just handed me the masks and said her sister needed the vodka since most of the state liquor stores are shut down..
I could still file a grievance with the union maybe?
Another mask or 2 settlement? And what if this was the week I was planning on developing a drinking problem? I'm suddenly dying for a vodka pina colada .
How many masks think you can get for the wife? LOL and I didn't know there was 10yo vodka.......OK, I need this deal analyzed.
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So the wife traded her sister one bottle of ten year old never opened Absolute vodka for 15 of these n95 knockoffs. Her sister is an artist and she requires so much booze a week, as many artists do or so I have read.
So the vodka was mine, I just don't drink that much. It was actually traded without my permission, but I really didn't care anyway.
And my cut of the take was 5 masks, 4 still unused in the baggie pic.
Did I do this right? Oh, wait.
I really didn't do anything, the wife just handed me the masks and said her sister needed the vodka since most of the state liquor stores are shut down..
I could still file a grievance with the union maybe?
Another mask or 2 settlement? And what if this was the week I was planning on developing a drinking problem? I'm suddenly dying for a vodka pina colada .
Vodka gains absolutely nothing from aging. By law, vodka can only contain ethanol and water. Nothing else. So there is no aging that can occur. There is also precious little difference between a $10 bottle and a $50 bottle. It's all marketing. Blind consumer test panels actually show a pref for the cheaper vodkas. But that is besides the point.OK, I need this deal analyzed.
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So the wife traded her sister one bottle of ten year old never opened Absolute vodka for 15 of these n95 knockoffs. Her sister is an artist and she requires so much booze a week, as many artists do or so I have read.
So the vodka was mine, I just don't drink that much. It was actually traded without my permission, but I really didn't care anyway.
And my cut of the take was 5 masks, 4 still unused in the baggie pic.
Did I do this right? Oh, wait.
I really didn't do anything, the wife just handed me the masks and said her sister needed the vodka since most of the state liquor stores are shut down..
I could still file a grievance with the union maybe?
Another mask or 2 settlement? And what if this was the week I was planning on developing a drinking problem? I'm suddenly dying for a vodka pina colada .
Carlo Rossi is your friend.OK, I need this deal analyzed.
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So the wife traded her sister one bottle of ten year old never opened Absolute vodka for 15 of these n95 knockoffs. Her sister is an artist and she requires so much booze a week, as many artists do or so I have read.
So the vodka was mine, I just don't drink that much. It was actually traded without my permission, but I really didn't care anyway.
And my cut of the take was 5 masks, 4 still unused in the baggie pic.
Did I do this right? Oh, wait.
I really didn't do anything, the wife just handed me the masks and said her sister needed the vodka since most of the state liquor stores are shut down..
I could still file a grievance with the union maybe?
Another mask or 2 settlement? And what if this was the week I was planning on developing a drinking problem? I'm suddenly dying for a vodka pina colada .
I'm going to need one of each of those.Conservative radio host agrees with caller that vaping bleach might cure COVID-19: 'You're not crazy'
A talk radio caller suggested vaping bleach as a possible treatment for coronavirus, and conservative host Jeff Kuhner assured him the recommendation wasn't crazy.The caller, who identified himself as Zack from Stoughton, called into Boston's WRKO-AM on Friday morning to talk about President...www.rawstory.com
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If you buy a bottle of vodka in 2010, and your wife trades it away in 2020, that's 10 year old vodka .How many masks think you can get for the wife? LOL and I didn't know there was 10yo vodka.......
Reminds me of the time when, as a teen, I generated some chlorine dioxide in an enclosed space. Let’s describe the odor as “brisk”. For a day I sounded like I had chainsmoked for forty years. I do not recommend.Conservative radio host agrees with caller that vaping bleach might cure COVID-19: 'You're not crazy'
A talk radio caller suggested vaping bleach as a possible treatment for coronavirus, and conservative host Jeff Kuhner assured him the recommendation wasn't crazy.The caller, who identified himself as Zack from Stoughton, called into Boston's WRKO-AM on Friday morning to talk about President...www.rawstory.com
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If you buy a bottle of vodka in 2010, and your wife trades it away in 2020, that's 10 year old vodka .
That's a covid cure too... don't need no stinkin' scientists and doctors.Reminds me of the time when, as a teen, I generated some chlorine dioxide in an enclosed space. Let’s describe the odor as “brisk”. For a day I sounded like I had chainsmoked for forty years. I do not recommend.
long string of socially unacceptable characterizations for these rat weasel hagfish frenchers
That's a covid cure too... don't need no stickin' scientists and doctors.
Conspiracy theorists are telling people to drink a dangerous bleach solution to cure or prevent coronavirus
Conspiracy theorists and internet vaccine skeptics are making false claims that a bleach solution called "miracle mineral solution" cures coronavirus.www.businessinsider.com
Hmmm where's @Indagrow and whose chain is he pulling now?I'm going to need one of each of those.
Send to:
Testing Center
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500
The Onion predicted Trump’s suggestion that disinfectants might kill coronavirushad to double check I wasn't reading the onion.
The Onion predicted Trump’s suggestion that disinfectants might kill coronavirus
The Onion predicted Trump’s suggestion that disinfectants might kill coronavirus
A lot of media outlets were surprised by President Trump’s claim that injecting disinfectants into sick patients might cure coronavirus, but The Onion wasn’t one of them. The satirical …www.nydailynews.com