injinji
Well-Known Member
The Donald went down to Georgia
He was looking for a race to steal
He was in a bind because he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man working a Dominion Voting machine and playin it hot
And the Donald sat upon a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what"
I guess you don't know it, but I'm a poll worker too And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you work a pretty good tabulator, boy, but give the Donald his due
I'll bet a tabulator of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you."
[Chorus]
The boy said, "my name is Gabriel, and it may be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret, cause I'm the best there has ever been."
[Chorus]
Gabriel, warm up your tabulator and pack those ballots tight
Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Donald deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny tabulator made of gold
But if you loose the Donald gets your soul
The Donald opened up his phone and he said, "I'll start this case."
The lies dripped from his fingertips as he tweeted up the base
And he splashed slime across democracy and it made an evil slosh
Perdue and Loeffler joined in and it sounded something like this
When the Donald finished, Gabriel said, "well, you're pretty good ol' son
But sit back in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
Fire on the mountain, run boy run
The Donald is in the house of the rising sun
Rudy is in the wine cellar drinking real slow
Granny do they want your vote to count? No, child, no
Gabriel spoke truth to power, he said, "it's just math
But now there is really not a path
I voted for you. I was a huge fan
But all this is wrong, It's unAmerican"
The Donald bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden tabulator at the Donald's feet
Gabriel said, "Donald, just come back if you ever want to try again
I done told you once--you son of a bitch-- I'm the best vote counter there ever washttps://genius.com/Charlie-daniels-the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-lyrics#note-4963412
And he played
Fire on the Mountain, run boys run
The Donald is in the house of the rising sun
Rudy is in the wine cellar drinking real slow
Granny do they want your vote to count? no child no
He was looking for a race to steal
He was in a bind because he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man working a Dominion Voting machine and playin it hot
And the Donald sat upon a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what"
I guess you don't know it, but I'm a poll worker too And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you work a pretty good tabulator, boy, but give the Donald his due
I'll bet a tabulator of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you."
[Chorus]
The boy said, "my name is Gabriel, and it may be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret, cause I'm the best there has ever been."
[Chorus]
Gabriel, warm up your tabulator and pack those ballots tight
Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Donald deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny tabulator made of gold
But if you loose the Donald gets your soul
The Donald opened up his phone and he said, "I'll start this case."
The lies dripped from his fingertips as he tweeted up the base
And he splashed slime across democracy and it made an evil slosh
Perdue and Loeffler joined in and it sounded something like this
When the Donald finished, Gabriel said, "well, you're pretty good ol' son
But sit back in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
Fire on the mountain, run boy run
The Donald is in the house of the rising sun
Rudy is in the wine cellar drinking real slow
Granny do they want your vote to count? No, child, no
Gabriel spoke truth to power, he said, "it's just math
But now there is really not a path
I voted for you. I was a huge fan
But all this is wrong, It's unAmerican"
The Donald bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden tabulator at the Donald's feet
Gabriel said, "Donald, just come back if you ever want to try again
I done told you once--you son of a bitch-- I'm the best vote counter there ever washttps://genius.com/Charlie-daniels-the-devil-went-down-to-georgia-lyrics#note-4963412
And he played
Fire on the Mountain, run boys run
The Donald is in the house of the rising sun
Rudy is in the wine cellar drinking real slow
Granny do they want your vote to count? no child no
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